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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4892
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I foolishly passed them to another for washing duty....

    *psst*I still squeeze into them at home around the house, makes me feel good....


  • #4893
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    what type of fabric softner do you use Tar?


  • #4894
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Bet he doesn't even use softener......

    :p


  • #4895
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me swoons at Tar's hard man image


  • #4896
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    tba wrote:
    what type of fabric softner do you use Tar?
    http://www.ourlittleplace.com/fabric.html




    *Flex of the muscles*


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  • #4897
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sure you probably needed new underwear anyway Tar, the wedgie just gave you an excuse to buy some.


  • #4898
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I went looking for underwear today...ended up with three pairs of cons instead...silly boy. :(


  • #4899
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    i WANN mKW supersocnuic man oytta yu, caont st0-mkemn now....!!!!queemn


  • #4900
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Put down the coke and skittles, and please step away from the glass.


  • #4901
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Never!!


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  • #4902
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me organises an intervention for Rozabeez to get her off the sugar.

    Can't you see your sugar abuse is tearing us all apart!!!


  • #4903
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I'm sorry! It's just sooooo sweet and sugary!


  • #4904
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /offers rozabeel a sandwich

    It's nice and health!


  • #4905
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /offers rozabeez a nutella sandwich

    it looks like ****! :D


  • #4906
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    We all know last night's outburst of what I thought was Queen wasn't because of the sugar.....it was them apples I tells ya. Them's good apples.


  • #4907
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    So instead of a sugar high, you were on an apple high?

    Fair enough.

    /eats the sandwich

    /steals the nutella sandwich


  • #4908
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Them bones them bones need, apples? Yeah...APPLES! Them brains needs apples. I like red apples. Red apples ftw!


  • #4909
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So, just how DID you like them apples?


  • #4910
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Apples are marvellous...

    Just think: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity... if he had been sitting inside looking at the internet like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.

    What are we to learn from this?

    Discoveries are overrated.


  • #4911
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I discovered mouldy cheese in the fridge not five minutes ago and it was legend furry!! SOME discoveries are over rated. Others stay with you forever.


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  • #4912
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Mould is only cool when pronounced, "MOWLD". Ah dats mowldy dat is.


  • #4913
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    You're mowldy.

    :p


  • #4914
    BigStupidGuy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭BigStupidGuy


    I'm a goat.


  • #4915
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me feeds goat a tin can


  • #4916
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me points and laughs at stupid goating eating can


  • #4917
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me runs off crying because me was standing near goat when Fade_to_grey started laughing and me though he was laughing at me

    :(
    emoemu


  • #4918
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    emoemu

    lollers


  • #4919
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    emu.gif


  • #4920
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That....is brilliant.


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  • #4921
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    lollers furthermore

    Bravo sir!


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