Sarky, In my orifice please.

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#4862 05-04-2006 09:45AM

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Hey, how come Tar's sister has a penis?

<INSERT COCK/CHICKEN JOKE WHICH CAUSES LULZ>

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#4863 05-04-2006 01:02PM

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I want to know why I have a birthmark of her having sex with a chicken first. Is it a twist in Lost?

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#4864 05-04-2006 01:29PM

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Which came first the chicken or the sister?:D

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#4865 05-04-2006 01:42PM

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Knowing my sister, the chicken.

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#4866 05-04-2006 01:50PM

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Oh so you do know your sister

In the biblical sense?

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#4867 05-04-2006 01:50PM

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Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Knowing my sister, the chicken.

eh...

Tar, you know how dodgy that sounds, right?

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#4868 05-04-2006 01:50PM

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Curse you tba!

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#4869 05-04-2006 01:53PM

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Do you how dodgy that was meant to sound?
Some girls are just tough cookies.
*Shudder*

*Tar, Keeping the bloodlines pure since 1994*

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#4870 05-04-2006 02:02PM

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Underage Too!

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#4871 05-04-2006 02:48PM

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tba wrote:

Underage Too!

Tar. or the sister? How well do you know 'em? wouldn't normally ask but they don't seem to be normal and I worry for your purity

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#4872 05-04-2006 02:55PM

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I have had my hands on Tar's Underwear recently.

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#4873 05-04-2006 03:04PM

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tba wrote:

I have had my hands on Tar's Underwear recently.

Please tell me you helping hang out Tar.s' washing.

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#4874 05-04-2006 03:05PM

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nope
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51160472&postcount=261

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#4875 05-04-2006 03:10PM

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That could be anybodies ass.
>_>
<_<

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#4876 05-04-2006 04:15PM

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Tar, don't be so modest, your ass is instantly recognisable!

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#4877 05-04-2006 08:32PM

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I was wondering where people went to rack up thousands of posts... I feel like I've found the holy grail....*sniff*

/gropes Tar's ass

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#4878 05-04-2006 08:40PM

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Post couint is off in here mon ami.

Groping is appreciated though.
Here have a thousand posts
*throws*

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#4879 05-04-2006 08:40PM

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Aha, I hate to tell you but posts here don't postcount++

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#4880 05-04-2006 08:40PM

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Let me know when you can reply faster. :v:

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#4881 05-04-2006 08:42PM

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Im sorry I was busy stealing your underwear

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#4882 05-04-2006 08:44PM

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My new scent does work.

*Sprays pants and gets penis by accident*

Oh my god, Teebs, back!Back I say!

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#4883 05-04-2006 08:50PM

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Bell end freeze, nasty stuff.

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#4884 06-04-2006 03:02AM

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What I don't get though, is where precisely do the cyborg jellyfish fit into all of this?

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#4885 06-04-2006 06:08AM

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well they were invented by Lord asjdh sdw of the place.

he then sent them through the ports on his router into the internets

from here they latch onto Pauls and create untold un-loller like comments

they must be stopped at any cost

I think this is a job for Team Something!

up and [strike]at them[/strike] atom

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#4886 06-04-2006 03:25PM

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Team Nebulous Purpose to the rescue!

What? Not snappy enough?

Well funk you!

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#4887 06-04-2006 03:46PM

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, havewon their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star,an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

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#4888 06-04-2006 04:09PM

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Sweet jesus in labour tar!

I have the same jack jones cords!

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#4889 06-04-2006 04:11PM

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They are great aren't they!
They are my favourite clothing item at the moment.
I remember the day I got them in Dublin.
*sheds tear*

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#4890 06-04-2006 04:26PM

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Mine shrank...

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#4891 06-04-2006 04:32PM

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You should have turned them inside out n the wash and only went to a max of 40 degrees.

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