Paul O'Connell vs Chuck Norris

If you can see Paul O'Connell, he can see you. If you can't see Paul O'Connell you may be only seconds away from losing your line out

Biologically, Paul O'Connell is his own step-father.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Paul O'Connell, who tackled them so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Paul O'Connells.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Paul O'Connell instead decided to line out jump his way out of his mother's womb.

God offered Paul O'Connell the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength line out ability.

Paul O'Connell does not sleep. He waits.

Paul O'Connell's tackle is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Paul O'Connell doesn't believe in Germany.

Paul O'Connell can cut onions without crying.

Paul O'Connell has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Paul O'Connell can believe it's not butter.

Paul O'Connell doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to face each other in a line out, you know who would win?
Paul O'Connell