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Will St Patrick's day be a bloodbath?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Hmm, a while back, St. Patrick bet the bejesus out of the snakes until they left right? So maybe we should bring that into the 21st Century and beat the bejesus out of the scumbags until they leave?

    Now that'd be a bloodbath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,050 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Cosine


    Just heard about a Paddy's day ticket give away from some english station. They are handing out flights and hotel accomodation for 30 couples to celebrate Paddy's day in dublin.

    I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to be one of the only englishmen in a group of mostly pissed irishmen :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭Eru


    Does anyone have any horror stories from Paddy's Day they'd like to share?

    Yes! last year I caught a guy mugging another guy for his leprachaun hat. I arrested the guy only to find out my victim had dusted off his hat and wandered off! :eek:

    So if you were wearing a leprachaun hat and got a black eye on North Earl Street around 6pm last Paddies day PM me cause Im going to kill you you stupid ****er!!!!!! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    So if you were wearing a leprachaun hat and got a black eye on North Earl Street around 6pm last Paddies day PM me cause Im going to kill you you stupid ****er!!!!!! :mad:

    Uh..you want to beat the shìt out of the victim because he walked off? And was probably drunk aswell..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Spike wrote:
    Uh..you want to beat the shìt out of the victim because he walked off?
    Of course.

    It's the Chuck Norris way...:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Of course.

    It's the Chuck Norris way...:cool:


    Dude, you're following me everywhere. Cookoo's nest. Now here. You're in that car parked outside aren't you?

    I'm getting the 12 gauge, you have 20 seconds. Then I'm just gonna open fire on that car that's cleverly disguised as a cat. You almost had me fooled there.

    Trick me one, shame one you. Trick me twice, shame on me.
    Trick me three times, no you don't. NO YOU DON'T!


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