Drinking Tales

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make The best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters,
mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give
me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a
diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have
a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!