What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

xzanti · 27-01-2006 08:58PM

Shock_treatment wrote:

Cough it up :rolleyes:

Nosh a hope

casanova_kid · 27-01-2006 09:31PM

xzanti wrote:

Nosh a hope

Ah go on, do it for me.

sinjin_smythe · 27-01-2006 09:35PM

hey come on now cough it up, it cant be as bad as mine ??? or can it ???

ST* · 27-01-2006 10:14PM

Xzannnnntiiiiii.. you can't do that now...

casanova_kid wrote:

Ah go on, do it for me.

weedhead wrote:

hey come on now cough it up, it cant be as bad as mine ??? or can it ???

TerrorFirmer · 27-01-2006 10:15PM

weedhead wrote:

hey come on now cough it up, it cant be as bad as mine ??? or can it ???

Still gets a chuckle from me anyway.....I can imagine worse things happening but not with a crowd that vastly massive! Your face musta been so red...:D

Scraggs · 28-01-2006 01:47AM

My top two embarrasing moments involve giving myself a concussion...

1] Walking into the wing of a plane.... in a MUSEUM in germany... knocked out cold had to go round for weeks with one mofo of a bruise all across my forehead.

2] Was invited to a house party in a pub while already intoxicated by some lad that i'd just made real good friends with in the previous few weeks... anyway to cut long story short went to said party turns out it was more of a gathering, i was the only girl and there were bout 6 other lads who just so happen to be some of the most popular and good lookin in the town. Decided drinking 5 millers and a large glass of tequila would help me be a less nervous and boost the confidence -except i was already well plastered before i had a sip at party. Proceeded to puke my ring up everywhere, passed out and had to be carried home. When the lads got to the house they tried to find my keys so they wouldnt have to talk to parents [it was 5am or so] they werent able to find em anyway so they had to ring doorbell. Parents came down anyway thanked lads for lookin after me. They brought me inside and i managed to fall and wallop my head off a marble table and then again when i was getting back up... had to go to doctors and everything. God that was mortifying... i'm cringing at it. Luckily i dont remember it and only know from the constant teasing i get.

Standard Toaster · 28-01-2006 02:06AM

You must be missing pieces of your cranium at this stage Scraggs! :eek:

Scraggs · 28-01-2006 02:09AM

yep tis quite possible.. was told not to participate in any form of sport or activity that could result in a head injury just in case!

Subliminal · 28-01-2006 07:03AM

Worst ever was when i was down visiting a mate in oldcastle. On the way back from the pub with 2 mates one nite, i was totaly and uterly wasted, i kept thinking for some reason, it would be funny to run ahead and hide in a field and jump out on my 2 mates. Anyway, i was hiding in a field, crouched down beside the bushes laughing lke a little girl, i see this cow coming towards me, i was looking at it, and more and more i kept thinking "Thats a strange cow" only when it got within 50 yards did i see it was a bull!!, i scaled the barbed wire fence, rolled down the embankment, banged my head, knocked myself out cold. Last thing i remeember where my two mates laughing so hard they were on the ground in stitches. Everytime i see them i get the Bull jokes..

" Ah drink, the cure for, and the cause of, all lifes problems " - Homer Simpson

Cherub · 28-01-2006 11:28AM

Oh i have many.

Most recent- I went bowling with my boyfriend, you know, something different to do. It was pissing rain and my jeans were the kind that skim the floor with heels, so with the bowling shoes, they were miles too long. and were wet. so i went up to take my second go, and my left leg slipped and i did the splits. and slid half way down the lane. pulled a hamstring and everything.

i was sleeping in an old boyfriends house while his mother was away, and we were in bed, after a bit of a fondle, and his grandfather walked in to see me in all my naked glory.
Another one thats kinda the same, I was in his house again and we saw his granddad pull up, so i ran into his moms room. he lives in a bungalow and what his grandfather came for was to tidy the back garden, which ment he could see straight into the mothers bedroom. I had to hide between the bed and the wall for three hours, stark naked.
I didnt stay in that house again!

newcomeramy · 29-01-2006 10:46PM

howz this... im actually a geordie living in Dublin.

Sooooo when I was 15 I 'got in with the wrong crowd'. ( im a good girl really 8 year later....)

Ended up seeing a really rough lad who I later found out was a drug dealer.. in a rough area and i was hanging round the streets with him and some girls from school.... well one night we ended up gwtting the normal bottle of white cider and got a bit tipsy on the street. I had a 10pm curfew though.. Anyway my lovely, older, drug dealing boyfriend of the time decided he would introduce me to cannabis and 'stitched' me up on a bucket. Nice guy eh? I have no idea how I got home that night. All i know is i ended up on a bus and smacked my head off the metal bar on the seat in front. Luckily 2 lovely good samaritan men on the same bus somehow got me home, I wasn't able to walk! I have no idea how the guys knew where i lived as i was barely conscious to be able to tell them after the bump on the head, all the weed and booze!

I was grounded for ever! My mam and dad never trusted me again, and my life was absolute hell, but whats worse for me is... the embarassment of having to be carried home by strangers!

Azureus · 29-01-2006 10:56PM

i havent really got that many significant enbarrasing moments considering i manage to make an idiot of myself most days

but my skirt falling off on stage in front of a few hundered people was pretty memorable.. kept dancing while trying to put it back on and it ended up falling off again! and then i managed to put it on inside out !! thank god for shorts!-but it was still seriously embarassing!

Sarky · 29-01-2006 11:51PM

My most embarassing moment is probably going to be at Itzacon in March. I think I may have bet my facial hair.

Aisling(",) · 30-01-2006 12:21AM

Its not the worst but was still fairly embaressing

It was in my friends house on halloween drinking us dreesed up when I started meeting a guy I really fancied in the kitchen while the others went out to give sweets to trick of treaters when my friends mam walks in one superman and a playboy bunny meeting while she was in there and still when she walked out.I didn't notice but i was told the next day by my friend and as i was staying in her house I had to see her Mam.I never blushed as much in my life:o

Dooom · 23-02-2006 01:16PM

Probably the least embarrassing one:

Had had a bit to drink at a house party, me and a mate decided to race eachother around the house in opposite directions. I started off as fast as I could, and turned around while running to hurl some abuse at him.
Anyway the people who owned the house also owned one of those huge f*cking Wolfhound or Bloodhound dogs. Me not looking where I was going ran straight into him, did a cartwheel in the air, landed and broke my shin and a finger.

I swear the dog was laughing at me aswell.

CountryWise · 23-02-2006 01:26PM

Forgetting to empty the bin in my room after the girlfriend being over for the weekend and we had been using condoms, well it was empty when i came back from college the next weekend, mortified

Nephertiti · 23-02-2006 03:47PM

Falling off stage at a talent show in school... And my skirt catching on the side of the stage and my knickers going on display in the process

Morto

23-02-2006 03:50PM

This is embarassing!I hate sober flatmates!They are so veangeful.

Please do laugh and i dare anybody to put on a more embarassing picture.Ialso know i look a state in this one

Nephertiti · 23-02-2006 03:52PM

Deleted User wrote:

This is embarassing!I hate sober flatmates!They are so veangeful.

Please do laugh and i dare anybody to put on a more embarassing picture.Ialso know i look a state in this one

:eek:

Ooooooookey

xzanti · 23-02-2006 04:12PM

Probably not THE most embaressing thing thats ever happened to me but anyway... Went out for a couple of drinks with my friend one night when I was still living in my mothers house... Got home (feeling a bit merry) and my sister decides to take the dog for a walk and doesnt bring any keys... I go to bed unaware that she has no keys and go out cold on my bed...

The next thing I know Im waking up to the words "Anyone ring for a stripper lol" theres a young fireman climbing through my window... My sister couldnt get in and called the feckin fire brigade after ringing the doorbell to no avail for an hour

and to make it worse I was wearing nothing but my bra and knickers and no sheets over me cause it was so warm that night... THEN I stumble down the stairs in my excitement and open the door to a garden full of neighbours and firemen... STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR

23-02-2006 04:13PM

Nothing actually happened!As ive been told im great for posing stupidly when im drunk.

joejoem · 23-02-2006 04:13PM

Cherub wrote:

Oh i have many.

Most recent- I went bowling with my boyfriend,

lol, I have to start reading slower, on afterhours I tend to speed read.

Femelade · 23-02-2006 04:18PM

Deleted User wrote:

This is embarassing!I hate sober flatmates!They are so veangeful.

Please do laugh and i dare anybody to put on a more embarassing picture.Ialso know i look a state in this one

oh christ, which one are you?

i used to think the horse "beef or salmon" was called B for Salmon, could never quite work it out...kinda embarrased when i found out.
thats about it really, nothing too bad.

ST* · 23-02-2006 04:23PM

xzanti wrote:

The next thing I know Im waking up to the words "Anyone ring for a stripper lol" theres a young fireman climbing through my window... My sister couldnt get in and called the feckin fire brigade after ringing the doorbell to no avail for an hour and to make it worse I was wearing nothing but my bra and knickers and no sheets over me cause it was so warm that night... THEN I stumble down the stairs in my excitement and open the door to a garden full of neighbours and firemen... STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR

And he looked like this right?
http://nursewing.com/fireman.gif

No no no no.. dont ruin it now.. he LOOKED like that..... :v:

xzanti · 23-02-2006 04:27PM

Shock_treatment wrote:

And he looked like this right?
http://nursewing.com/fireman.gif

No no no no.. dont ruin it now.. he LOOKED like that..... :v:

OMG thats him :eek: he had more baby oil on him though (well he did when I was done with him) :v:

23-02-2006 04:30PM

Femmy wrote:

oh christ, which one are you?

i used to think the horse "beef or salmon" was called B for Salmon, could never quite work it out...kinda embarrased when i found out.
thats about it really, nothing too bad.

The one semiconscious on the couch!

LegacyUser · 23-02-2006 04:35PM

As some of you may know, myself and Connundrum parted for about 6 months a couple of years ago.
Anyhows, as we were still in the same course in college, our paths crossed a good bit, and we would always be at the same socials etc. Well one night, after much texting and flirtting etc, connundrum is driving to Dublin for a social, and low and behold, he is involved in a car accident. He is not badly injured, just shaken and bruised, but sillysausage is extemely concerned for his well being, and immediately seeks to comfort him, however possible.
Well, what with his near death experience, Connundrum realises that he cant live without his sillsausage (:P), and he decides tonight is the night he is going to make his move.
So they slip outside the club for 'air' and are soon locking lips, lust overcomes them both, and they make a mad dash for a taxi, they MUST be together.
So they search for a hotel, and B+B (A deserted lane way

) but to no avail, and just as they are about to give up, connundrum texts some mutual friends (fellow class mates) who may be able to spare us a bed for the night.
BINGO - A sofa bed is to be had, so they tell to taxi man to step on it in the sofa bed direction.
Ok, so long story short(er), fellow class mates finally head to bed, and the 2 lovers get down to some serious touchy feely business, and its all fun!
That is until a certain young lady, and her gentleman friend fall into the room, whilst also locking lips, and disturb us.
The disrupting couple..... only two people from the degree class (the year ahead of us) FECKING SCARLET! The young lady got a pretty good glimspe of Connundrums sillysausage, as Ms sillysausage dove for cover (no doubt exposing her buns o' steel)

Needless to say we were met by a great big cheer when we arrived into college the following day (wearing last nights clothes) and the stick stuck with us for a good while afterward.

hallelujah · 23-02-2006 04:37PM

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads ice cool so he generally doesnt do embarrassing moments.

However one incident sticks out in my beautiful mind. It was the summer of 98, the world cup was on and I was in the hospital with salmonella ****ting gallons and gallons of stinking runny poo. (Have you ever tried chatting up a nurse with all your best lines and then seeing it all go horribly wrong when she asks to have a look at your poo bucket to see has it got any solider since yesterday?)

Anyway there i was sitting on a commode( For all you kiddies out there a commode is a portable toilet!) watching the classic Holland V Argentina match when my buddy walks in with a bag of wine grapes for me. Now unbeknownst to me the bed was blocking his view of the commode and as far as he was concerned i was just sitting on a chair watching the match. Anyway he walks in and hes chatting away and i'm thinking to myself "My word hes taking this well, i suppose if he's gonna be cool about this situation then shall i be too"

So I got off the seat whilst still chatting to him and i proceeded to give my gorgeous hairy arse a big wipe with the toilet roll. The poor lad was in shock and just pointed and tried to say something and then quickly ran out the door like the hot piece of runny poo that was running down my leg. Turns out he wasnt quite as cool with the situation as i had originally thought.

Ah well at least Holland won the game with a magnificent Dennis Bergkamp last minute winner.

* tries to stifle laugh in office where laughter is forbidden *

hallelujah · 23-02-2006 04:38PM

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads ice cool so he generally doesnt do embarrassing moments.

However one incident sticks out in my beautiful mind. It was the summer of 98, the world cup was on and I was in the hospital with salmonella ****ting gallons and gallons of stinking runny poo. (Have you ever tried chatting up a nurse with all your best lines and then seeing it all go horribly wrong when she asks to have a look at your poo bucket to see has it got any solider since yesterday?)

Anyway there i was sitting on a commode( For all you kiddies out there a commode is a portable toilet!) watching the classic Holland V Argentina match when my buddy walks in with a bag of wine grapes for me. Now unbeknownst to me the bed was blocking his view of the commode and as far as he was concerned i was just sitting on a chair watching the match. Anyway he walks in and hes chatting away and i'm thinking to myself "My word hes taking this well, i suppose if he's gonna be cool about this situation then shall i be too"

So I got off the seat whilst still chatting to him and i proceeded to give my gorgeous hairy arse a big wipe with the toilet roll. The poor lad was in shock and just pointed and tried to say something and then quickly ran out the door like the hot piece of runny poo that was running down my leg. Turns out he wasnt quite as cool with the situation as i had originally thought.

Ah well at least Holland won the game with a magnificent Dennis Bergkamp last minute winner.

* tries in vain to stifle laughter in office where laughter is forbidden *

ST* · 23-02-2006 04:40PM

sillysausage wrote:

connundrum is driving to Dublin for a social, and low and behold, he is involved in a car accident. He is not badly injured, just shaken and bruised

Quelle suprise. No doubt he was playing with the users on the over-taking lane on the motor way again. you probably have his pig-headedness to thank for your reunion :v:

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