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The 12 Word Storys

  • 25-01-2006 05:19PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭


    Shower Girlfriend Frisky Slip Head Toilet Wish Flush Blood Crap Embarrassing Nickname.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,372 ✭✭✭kirving


    Once upon a time in a land far, far, away there was....

    Thats 12, finish the story....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Horny Boyfriend Reading Girlfriend Lights Off No Action Row In Morning Again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Once there was a guy who told a story with twelve Words...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    Gig, go, dance, sing, happy, home, ears, ring, tired, bed, sweet, dreams.

    Cool it may be a crap story but it kinda rhymed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    got lost, very drunk, three women, sex all night long, I wish!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭abercrombie


    i am wasting my time doing this when i should be studying!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    I can't believe it's not butter, coz it tastes so damn real!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    Met this hot girl the other night, turns out she was a he!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    boy girl flirt kiss sex ring baby mistress tears divorce money happy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Horny man ****s blow up doll and gets cock stuck in it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    impr0v wrote:
    Horny Boyfriend Reading Girlfriend Lights Off No Action Row In Morning Again


    I lol'd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    semi-autobiographical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭Hitchhiker's Guide to...


    Once was a post on After Hours, that should be Cuckoo's Nest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Ice_Box


    Last man on Earth jumped a from cliff while the phone was ringing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Ice_Box wrote:
    Last man on Earth jumped a from cliff while the phone was ringing!



    It would have been some Prat going "would you like to switch to Chorus...."


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    Walked out of the bank, cops everywhere, damn should've worn a mask.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    Trapped In Room, Filling with gas, one smoke left, couldn't resist it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with a smelly finger.

    sorry, couldnt resist that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭tosh_thedude


    Archeron wrote:
    Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with a smelly finger.

    sorry, couldnt resist that....

    LOL.... Quality!


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