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  • 25-01-2006 06:28PM
    #1
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭


    What do you call a footballer, who is also an artist, loves mcdonalds and sounds like a horse?
    Ball-Mc-Art-Neigh
    (Paul McCartney!)


    why do i find that so funny? i hate myself


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  • #2
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    toiletduck wrote:
    why do i find that so funny? i hate myself
    and so you should!!


  • #3
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    i've got lots more, im going into stand-up:D


  • #4
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    So terrible it's genius?


  • #5
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    What do you call a man who lives in a canyon and abuses his son?
    Gorge-Harass-Son
    (George Harrison!)


  • #6
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    No, just really rather terrible.
    toiletduck wrote:
    im going into stand-up
    If thats the quality of the jokes, you'll be sitting down again soon after starting...


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  • #7
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    toiletduck wrote:
    What do you call a man who lives in a canyon and abuses his son?
    Gorge-Harass-Son
    (George Harrison!)

    Made me loller! (What's wrong with me? :D)


  • #8
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    What do you call a man with no lower part of his face and refuses to stretch out on the ground?

    Jaw-Non-Lay-Non
    (John Lennon!)


  • #9
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Come on - what's the fourh one?!


  • #10
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I may as well end this madness...


    what do you call a man who puts a phone in a black road surface?

    Ring-goes-tar
    Ringo Starr!!


  • #11
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Writing the punchlines first make you a tard


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  • #12
    polkadots
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭polkadots


    LMFAO!!..Those are brilliant!..:D :D
    I nearly choked on my tea!
    Def a case of 'so terrible it's genius', i'd say!















    :o


  • #13
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    whiskeyman wrote:
    I may as well end this madness...


    what do you call a man who puts a phone in a black road surface?

    Ring-goes-tar
    Ringo Starr!!


    good man, i couldn't think of one for ringo.


    what do you call a woman who was extremely displeased that when she was cooking, she dropped an egg down the drain?
    Yolk-Go-Oh-No
    (Yoko Ono!)


  • #14
    pimpy_c
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    Get off the stage!!!


  • #15
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    And now ... the ultimate.

    What do you call a group of lads that buzz around flowers, and then rats on their mate?
    The Bee Tells!
    The Beatles!


  • #16
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    You sir, have my respect.


  • #17
    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Please stop....just stop.


  • #18
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    these kinda jokes dont have to be limited to the beatles people!


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