man poo and woman poo

superchild · 23-01-2006 02:35PM #1

Does anyone know why man poo smells so much worse than woman poo? Even if they eat the same things. In my experience anyway.

Kiera · 23-01-2006 02:37PM

That’s enough of your potty mouth, thank you!!!

Kinetic^ · 23-01-2006 02:39PM

Seriously, surely you could've come up with a better thread for your first post??

Tobias Greeshman · 23-01-2006 02:44PM

You've dedicated a part of your life to differentiating between the two, would you not want that part of your life back?

Perhaps you should get out more, you've clearly too much time on your hands, this obsession with human feces can't be good for you.

TheVan · 23-01-2006 02:51PM

I think this is the most worthwhile thread ever....better than the 1916 one and the seal hunt one combined!

Big ups to you!

Loomis · 23-01-2006 02:53PM

God the mind really does boggle...
**** smells!
It can be bad or not so bad.
But it always smells of ****

ST* · 23-01-2006 04:19PM

Did I hear a toilet flush......

Tar.Aldarion · 23-01-2006 05:07PM

you use the recycle bin as a toilet

ST* · 23-01-2006 05:29PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

you use the recycle bin as a toilet

No better place tbh :rolleyes:

hullaballoo · 23-01-2006 06:33PM

Poo is much-maligned, but think about it. What would we do without it? We wouldn't have too many svelt ladies and toned gentlemen that's for sure.

The difference between the man-poo and the woman-poo is the length of time to maturity (to use a financial term). Women tend to have a higher turnover of poo than men, who much prefer to dump the entire load at once, about once-a-day.

kawaii · 23-01-2006 09:07PM

silas wrote:

You've dedicated a part of your life to differentiating between the two, would you not want that part of your life back?

/hands superchild a warm brown paper bag :v: .

phileeoonskee · 23-01-2006 09:13PM

Oh bless your noggin super child.

Male fecal matter contains the compond corbon hydroxid permiate chlorid causing a ripid exchange or potasium and sodium in the centeral nervous system more spsificially in the NASAL passage

so while male poos and female poos are exactly the same in every way that is why male poos smell worse.

Glad i could clear that up chums.

Demetrius · 23-01-2006 09:24PM

Ive appeared here to give a little speech on the subject of poo. Poo smells. Thank you.

Kinetic^ · 24-01-2006 11:57PM

Lets see if we can keep going to see if we can get it down to 0.

Also, each user is to post only once in the thread too, I'm sure we can do it.

Ok here goes

1000 Bottles of beer on boards,
1000 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
999 bottles of beer on boards.

Rhyme · 25-01-2006 12:12AM

999 Bottles of beer on boards,
999 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
998 bottles of beer on boards.

...and the exodus begins

captainfuture · 25-01-2006 12:14AM

998 Bottles of beer on boards,
998 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
997 bottles of beer on boards...

Still enough!

Zynks · 25-01-2006 12:37AM

997 Bottles of beer on boards,
997 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
996 bottles of beer on boards...

Fast_Mover · 25-01-2006 12:50AM

996 Bottles of beer on boards,
996 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
995 bottles of beer on boards...

if ya cant beat them join them..lol

ctrl-alt-delete · 25-01-2006 01:30AM

995 Bottles of beer on boards,
995 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
994 bottles of beer on boards...

Zillah · 25-01-2006 05:30AM

Seven!

D-Generate · 25-01-2006 10:26AM

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994 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
993 bottles of beer on boards...

Dizzyblabla · 25-01-2006 10:27AM

993 Bottles of beer on boards,
993 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
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hullaballoo · 25-01-2006 11:00AM

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992 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
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Femelade · 25-01-2006 11:44AM

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WizZard · 25-01-2006 12:18PM

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990 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
Oops I dropped it, I'll pick another one up,
988 bottles of beer on boards...

Shabadu · 25-01-2006 12:40PM

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rugbug86 · 25-01-2006 12:44PM

987 Bottles of beer on boards,
987 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
986 bottles of beer on boards...

edit: took a few too many...

Faith · 25-01-2006 12:56PM

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986 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
985 bottles of beer on boards..

BossArky · 25-01-2006 01:38PM

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985 bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Swirl it around,
984 bottles of beer on boards..

Rhyme · 25-01-2006 01:54PM

985 De flessen bier op raad,
985 flessen bier,
u nemen 1 neer,
overgaan het rond,
984 flessen bier op raad...

Verbazende Pret!!

meditraitor · 25-01-2006 01:58PM

all this typing is making me thirsty

man poo and woman poo

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