man poo and woman poo

superchild

Does anyone know why man poo smells so much worse than woman poo? Even if they eat the same things. In my experience anyway.

Kiera

That’s enough of your potty mouth, thank you!!!

Kinetic^

Seriously, surely you could've come up with a better thread for your first post??

Tobias Greeshman

You've dedicated a part of your life to differentiating between the two, would you not want that part of your life back?

Perhaps you should get out more, you've clearly too much time on your hands, this obsession with human feces can't be good for you.

TheVan

I think this is the most worthwhile thread ever....better than the 1916 one and the seal hunt one combined!

Big ups to you!

Loomis

God the mind really does boggle...
**** smells!
It can be bad or not so bad.
But it always smells of ****

ST*

Did I hear a toilet flush......

Tar.Aldarion

you use the recycle bin as a toilet

ST*

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

you use the recycle bin as a toilet

No better place tbh :rolleyes:

hullaballoo

Poo is much-maligned, but think about it. What would we do without it? We wouldn't have too many svelt ladies and toned gentlemen that's for sure.

The difference between the man-poo and the woman-poo is the length of time to maturity (to use a financial term). Women tend to have a higher turnover of poo than men, who much prefer to dump the entire load at once, about once-a-day.

kawaii

silas wrote:

You've dedicated a part of your life to differentiating between the two, would you not want that part of your life back?

/hands superchild a warm brown paper bag :v: .

phileeoonskee

Oh bless your noggin super child.

Male fecal matter contains the compond corbon hydroxid permiate chlorid causing a ripid exchange or potasium and sodium in the centeral nervous system more spsificially in the NASAL passage

so while male poos and female poos are exactly the same in every way that is why male poos smell worse.

Glad i could clear that up chums.

Demetrius

Ive appeared here to give a little speech on the subject of poo. Poo smells. Thank you.

Kinetic^

Lets see if we can keep going to see if we can get it down to 0.

Also, each user is to post only once in the thread too, I'm sure we can do it.

Ok here goes

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1000 bottles of beer,
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999 bottles of beer on boards.

Rhyme

999 Bottles of beer on boards,
999 bottles of beer,
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998 bottles of beer on boards.

...and the exodus begins

captainfuture

998 Bottles of beer on boards,
998 bottles of beer,
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997 bottles of beer on boards...

Still enough!

Zynks

997 Bottles of beer on boards,
997 bottles of beer,
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Fast_Mover

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if ya cant beat them join them..lol

ctrl-alt-delete

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995 bottles of beer,
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Zillah

Seven!

D-Generate

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Dizzyblabla

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hullaballoo

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Femelade

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WizZard

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Oops I dropped it, I'll pick another one up,
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Shabadu

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rugbug86

987 Bottles of beer on boards,
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edit: took a few too many...

Faith

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BossArky

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Rhyme

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u nemen 1 neer,
overgaan het rond,
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Verbazende Pret!!

meditraitor

all this typing is making me thirsty

Ciaran500

983 Bottles of beer on boards,
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PlayGirl

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memphis

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CountryWise

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paconnors

979 Bottles of beer on boards,
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**elaine**

978 bottles of beer on the wall,
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tbh

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Demetrius

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Thats the only time Im doing that

amp

nine hundresh and shometing bottlesh iof beereeerr in me gob.. nintey 9 gottles o gear, hic!

pass it around, fall over, off to abrakebabra.

OFFICIAL NOTICE! FURTHER POSTS THAT ACTUALLY DO COUNT DOWN THE TOTAL WILL BE ALTERED/DELETED.

Bloody sick of these retarded sheep threads

pwd

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Capt'n Midnight

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1111001111 bottles of beer,
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/me takes 11001 bottles & gets refund ++beer ++bottles

Kinetic^

amp wrote:

nine hundresh and shometing bottlesh iof beereeerr in me gob.. nintey 9 gottles o gear, hic!

pass it around, fall over, off to abrakebabra.

OFFICIAL NOTICE! FURTHER POSTS THAT ACTUALLY DO COUNT DOWN THE TOTAL WILL BE ALTERED/DELETED.

Bloody sick of these retarded sheep threads

Boooooooooooooooooo, I'm shouting Boo, not Boo-urns!!!!

Chad ghostal

everybodies got something to hide 'cept for me and my..

Kinetic^

Amp you ruiner, you ruin everything!!!!!!

SouperComputer

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Suaimhneach

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Zynks

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**Timbuk2**

9

Toasty

Manchester UTD for the CUP!

**Timbuk2**

Wow, all that copying and pasting gone to waste :v: