Whats the best way girls??

Kinetic^ · 23-01-2006 12:40PM

Freshmilk wrote:

Hi just wondering how is the best way to attract girls when on a nite out. Is it to be dressed smart and looking confident????????

If you can do the Mr. Bean dance then you're going to score 100% of the time.

fischerspooner · 23-01-2006 01:00PM

Have good looking parents for starters, that helps. Don't be fat. Be stylish. Be in your mid to late 20s. I don't know how old you are but I found women impossible until I hit mid 20s, as women that age and older have a bit more cop on. In general, from my experience, younger girls go for the loudmouth idiot so-called-bad-boy types. So all you have to do is be a good bloke and they'll come eventually. Unless you're really ugly or something.

The Bollox · 23-01-2006 01:12PM

fischerspooner wrote:

Have good looking parents for starters, that helps. Don't be fat. Be stylish. Be in your mid to late 20s. I don't know how old you are but I found women impossible until I hit mid 20s, as women that age and older have a bit more cop on. In general, from my experience, younger girls go for the loudmouth idiot so-called-bad-boy types. So all you have to do is be a good bloke and they'll come eventually. Unless you're really ugly or something.

afterall good blokes come last

fischerspooner · 23-01-2006 01:36PM

by good I don't mean goody goody spineless taking order from the missus type - they are the ones who come last!!

Tha Gopher · 23-01-2006 01:58PM

Ive always found smelling good is utterly essential. Never let the toilet attendant spray the stuff on you- instead throw him 2 quid and while he is momentarily distracted fcuking shower yourself in white CK and the green bottles of Joop. At least 8 blasts from each, twice per night.

Never fails;)

ClareBear · 23-01-2006 02:02PM

Freshmilk wrote:

Hi just wondering how is the best way to attract girls when on a nite out. Is it to be dressed smart and looking confident????????

Eye contact!

Though not too much.....:eek:

WhiteWashMan · 23-01-2006 02:09PM

have a hoooooge cóck, and very tight pants...

socks may work instead.
of the cóck. not the pants.

youd look silly with a huge cóck with just a sock on it. unless youre at a red hot chili pepper concert. but thats another thread altogether...

LadyJ · 23-01-2006 02:12PM

Marts wrote:

and this coming from the girl who said a while ago she hated being chatted up, that she wishes all men would make her life, and theirs, a lot simpler by just asking if she wants to fúck them?

Well,this is true but I didn't want to start him off too big. He clearly doesn't have a huge amount of experience.
Wait a few years OP,then try this out!

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 02:13PM

dell6680 wrote:

Also, a piece of advice, and I can't stress how important this is, don't take advice from women about getting women.

Never a truer word spoken

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 02:18PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

have a hoooooge cóck, and very tight pants...

socks may work instead.
of the cóck. not the pants.

youd look silly with a huge cóck with just a sock on it. unless youre at a red hot chili pepper concert. but thats another thread altogether...

quality!!

hepcat · 23-01-2006 02:19PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

Ive always found smelling good is utterly essential. Never let the toilet attendant spray the stuff on you- instead throw him 2 quid and while he is momentarily distracted fcuking shower yourself in white CK and the green bottles of Joop. At least 8 blasts from each, twice per night.

Never fails;)

This man has it

class and style. OP you'd be wise to remeber this advice.

The Bollox · 23-01-2006 02:22PM

LadyJ wrote:

Well,this is true but I didn't want to start him off too big. He clearly doesn't have a huge amount of experience.
Wait a few years OP,then try this out!

I did try this technique before btw, it didn't go down too well with her tho, either that or she saw a fly on my cheek and attempted to swat it... very violently!

hepcat · 23-01-2006 02:27PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

have a hoooooge cóck, and very tight pants...

socks may work instead.
of the cóck. not the pants.

youd look silly with a huge cóck with just a sock on it. unless youre at a red hot chili pepper concert. but thats another thread altogether...

Actually combine this with Gopher's advice, add a slightly mysterious "look" - a cross between puzzled and bemused (if done badly resembles the constipated look, though, be careful), and you have it.

Megatron · 23-01-2006 02:40PM

Well i've found that having something that get's you niticed usualy helps ..

and no not a really drunk friend hanging onto the bar isn't one of them.

Nice bright shirts ... see it does a couple of things to me.

I get into a much happier mood , because of the good mood i'm more confident, and also it gives me a good opener , or the girl something to ask about if she is hunting me

I'm reading a Booka tm called "The Game" by Neil Strauss , got it as a chrimbo pressie and it's all about the pickup game.

Now i'm happy just trying and having a bit of a laugh , he goes into it in much more depth.

Like my Shirt , that would be called Pec0cking .

Remember we all having something we call our Pulling Shirt/aftershave/socks/shoes etc....

The Bollox · 23-01-2006 02:47PM

Megatron wrote:

Well i've found that having something that get's you niticed usualy helps ..

and no not a really drunk friend hanging onto the bar isn't one of them.

Nice bright shirts ... see it does a couple of things to me.

I get into a much happier mood , because of the good mood i'm more confident, and also it gives me a good opener , or the girl something to ask about if she is hunting me

I'm reading a Booka tm called "The Game" by Neil Strauss , got it as a chrimbo pressie and it's all about the pickup game.

Now i'm happy just trying and having a bit of a laugh , he goes into it in much more depth.

Like my Shirt , that would be called Pec0cking .

Remember we all having something we call our Pulling Shirt/aftershave/socks/shoes etc....

our 'pulling socks'? since a girl won't/shouldn't be able to see your socks. I am guessing you mean pulling in a different manner. go to the sex/sexuality forum if you wish to discuss masturbation!

Tha Gopher · 23-01-2006 02:48PM

hepcat wrote:

This man has it class and style. OP you'd be wise to remeber this advice.

Who da maaaannnnn!!!!:D

Megatron- as for your book, i dunno, if you start going out saying in your head "gottapullgottapullgottapullgottapull" ad nauseaum and trying to enact some tips you read in a book i find you are less likely to. I cant imagine dancing up to some birds arse thinking "right, the book said next thing i hafta do is....."

For me the best natural help is sunlight. I do feel so good after a long day lying in the August sun that Im on a high before I even get to the bar, just feelin really good

And tanned as fook

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 02:49PM

Megatron wrote:

Well i've found that having something that get's you niticed usualy helps ..

and no not a really drunk friend hanging onto the bar isn't one of them.

Nice bright shirts ... see it does a couple of things to me.

I get into a much happier mood , because of the good mood i'm more confident, and also it gives me a good opener , or the girl something to ask about if she is hunting me

I'm reading a Booka tm called "The Game" by Neil Strauss , got it as a chrimbo pressie and it's all about the pickup game.

Now i'm happy just trying and having a bit of a laugh , he goes into it in much more depth.

Like my Shirt , that would be called Pec0cking .

Remember we all having something we call our Pulling Shirt/aftershave/socks/shoes etc....

yeah i would take advice from people who read books on how to pick up women...these are the guys in the know!!!
look you either have it or you don't no book is gonna make you more attractive.....
I dont have it will readily admit it but im never short of women(not always good looking granted) cos im a cheeky f**ker some girls like it....my mate is a manny fagnet doesnt even have to try...thats the way it is

Megatron · 23-01-2006 04:20PM

toffeapple wrote:

yeah i would take advice from people who read books on how to pick up women...these are the guys in the know!!!

No but helpful pointers or diffent points of view are alwasy interesting at the very least.

toffeapple wrote:

look you either have it or you don't no book is gonna make you more attractive.....

Very very true.

The book itself has just given me something to read mostly . I'm happy with how i go about chatting up Women. If they say no , they say no .

But i'd rather learn all the angles than site in a corner and say the rest of the room is wrong.

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 04:27PM

Megatron wrote:

No but helpful pointers or diffent points of view are alwasy interesting at the very least.

Very very true.

The book itself has just given me something to read mostly . I'm happy with how i go about chatting up Women. If they say no , they say no .

But i'd rather learn all the angles than site in a corner and say the rest of the room is wrong.

There is nothing to learn!! be yourself if she's not interested move the f**k on!! if your learning"moves or whatever and they didnt come natural in essence your only kiiding her and your self...throw that book in the bin and be yourself

Megatron · 23-01-2006 04:37PM

It builds confidence ... for some people ....

your just dismissing it straight away .

Different horses for different courses.

daRobot · 23-01-2006 04:37PM

dell6680 wrote:

Good question. For men, they can't choose what women they are attracted to. We see a really hot girl and we are attracted. Women also can't choose who they are attracted to. It's not a decision. "he is tall, he has a nice car, he has a good personality, I'm going to be attracted to him now". Doesn't happen like that. Just like there are certain specific switches that turn on the male attraction mechanism, "hip to waist ratio, looks, bust size etc", there are specific switches that turn on the female attraction mechanism.

This is probably going to go over a lot of peoples heads.

Also, a piece of advice, and I can't stress how important this is, don't take advice from women about getting women.

Could this be a student of mystery, style and david deangelo etc????

Megatron · 23-01-2006 04:39PM

daRobot wrote:

Could this be a student of mystery, style and david deangelo etc????

Sounds like it alright ... well some of it does ....

but the most important thing is to project Confidence , and show Value ... they are the real closers.

But if you want something more than a shihft/shag for the night ... be yourself .

If you can't love yourself , how are you gona be able to love anyone else.

daRobot · 23-01-2006 04:45PM

toffeapple wrote:

There is nothing to learn!! be yourself if she's not interested move the f**k on!! if your learning"moves or whatever and they didnt come natural in essence your only kiiding her and your self...throw that book in the bin and be yourself

Strong and very ignorant statements right there.

Picking up girls (And any other social interaction) is psychology based, so if you've got poor social skills, you've got to learn them from somewhere.

Some will read books, and others will watch and mimic others in the areas of success that they want, be that girls or business negotiations.It's not putting across a 'fake' self, but more an impoved self

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 04:49PM

daRobot wrote:

Strong and very ignorant statements right there.

Picking up girls (And any other social interaction) is psychology based, so if you've got poor social skills, you've got to learn them from somewhere.

Some will read books, and others will watch and mimic others in the areas of success that they want, be that girls or business negotiations.It's not putting across a 'fake' self, but more an impoved self

you keep reading your books on how to pick up and watching re runs of Buffy...Il follow my own advice and keep sh*gging thanks very much:D

daRobot · 23-01-2006 04:55PM

toffeapple wrote:

you keep reading your books on how to pick up and watching re runs of Buffy...Il follow my own advice and keep sh*gging thanks very much:D

haha, not quite the buffy fan myself, but judging from how your attitude to learning is, i'd guess that you've a fairly poor education, therefore a low paid job, fairly s*itty gaff, and generally get girls from the bottom of the barrel (You did admit this no?)

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 05:02PM

eh..no im mcse certified and ccna.. certificate in elctronic enginerring....and a 50metre swimming badge....I work in IT...but i do get bottom of the barrel girls cos there easier....I read a different book evry week but im not stupid enough to take real life advice from someone who's not living my life...

Megatron · 23-01-2006 05:07PM

toffeapple wrote:

but im not stupid enough to take real life advice from someone who's not living my life...

Yet you still went and and got Cert's following material made by other people who don't live yoru life.

Cop on .. or grow up .. or do something.

the most important thing to know , is that you don't know everything.

second most importing thing , is to seek out what you don't know.

daRobot · 23-01-2006 05:09PM

toffeapple wrote:

im not stupid enough to take real life advice from someone who's not living my life...

So have you ever taken advice from anyone regarding your life? Because if you only take advice from someone living your life, it looks like your sources of information are limited to just one.

daRobot · 23-01-2006 05:10PM

Megatron wrote:

seek out what you don't know.

Best advice i've heard all day!

toffeapple · 23-01-2006 05:13PM

Megatron wrote:

Yet you still went and and got Cert's following material made by other people who don't live yoru life.

That was all career motivated....tech info on microsoft and cisco systems is not subjective or relevant to social interaction...how can you make that analogy?

as far as growing up is concerned the simple answer is no. f**k that i enjoy being infantile.( i dont watch transformers anymore but....pity)

Whats the best way girls??

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