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Jobs for girls

  • 22-01-2006 01:28AM
    #1
    Gandhi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭


    Two teenage boys are looking at job ads on a subway billboard. One dude says "Why aren't there jobs for guys any more? Every one of those openings says you have to be a beeyotch!!!"

    His friend answers "Um, I think that word is 'biotech'..."


Comments

  • #2
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    :(


  • #3
    PowerHouseDan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,658 ✭✭✭PowerHouseDan


    Cheque please!


  • #4
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    I really would have thought that by now there'd be a rule in the charter against jokes you made up yourself :mad:


  • #5
    Brother To God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Brother To God


    I feel sick! :(


  • #6
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Do you realise this is the humour forum? Its for funny things

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #7
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    ha ha ha ha ha ha.. not funny! :(


  • #8
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Now that was quite startlingly bad.


  • #9
    Hester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Hester


    The joke wasn't funny but at least some of the replies made me laugh. :v:


  • #10
    MrSinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 589 ✭✭✭MrSinn


    Well that was a few Kb's of my bb limit wasted


  • #11
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭magick


    i had my pants around my ankles waiting for the punchline , well now after that im all frustrated


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  • #12
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    magick wrote:
    i had my pants around my ankles waiting for the punchline , well now after that im all frustrated
    so have a ****


  • #13
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Gandhi wrote:
    Two teenage boys are looking at job ads on a subway billboard. One dude says "Why aren't there jobs for guys any more? Every one of those openings says you have to be a beeyotch!!!"

    His friend answers "Um, I think that word is 'biotech'..."
    And that's funny because..........????


  • #14
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    i found it funny, but only cos i'm doing biotech and find it somewhat true...


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