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The Psychic

  • 22-01-2006 11:41AM
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    A woman visited a psychic of some local repute.
    In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt, prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:













    "Will I get away with it?


Comments

  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,321 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Funneh 'cos it's true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    roffle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    i like it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    Good 'un:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    made me lol anyway!! :D


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