Clash Of The Titans!!!1!!

The Bollox · 19-01-2006 12:17AM #1

who would win?

The Hoff

OR!

Chuck Norris

muletide · 19-01-2006 12:20AM

jesus christ when will ye grow out of this hoff/chuck norris sh1te.

I just dont get it

Gordon · 19-01-2006 12:20AM

Chuck Norris apparently.

PlayGirl · 19-01-2006 12:21AM

yea is there not a hoff board?? :cool:

hullaballoo · 19-01-2006 12:22AM

muletide wrote:

jesus christ when will ye grow out of this hoff/chuck norris sh1te.

I just dont get it

Then ask someone.

The Hoff ftw.

Rhyme · 19-01-2006 12:23AM

Hoff has boyish charm... but Norris has roundhouse kicks.

aidan_walsh · 19-01-2006 12:23AM

Can they be judged on how well they would wail down on you while you're hanging from a tree by your left nut?

Gone West · 19-01-2006 12:24AM

Gordon wrote:

Chuck Norris apparently.

nope. youre wrong

aidan_walsh · 19-01-2006 12:26AM

Gordon wrote:

Chuck Norris apparently.

Chuck Norris even beats KITT...

Rhyme · 19-01-2006 12:27AM

FuzzyLogic wrote:

nope. youre wrong

Then again

Adam · 19-01-2006 12:32AM

More to the point

Gordon · 19-01-2006 12:34AM

Or even..

Crucifix · 19-01-2006 12:34AM

If Chuck Norris and The Hoff ever make contact they'll annihilate into pure Atari Jaguar.

_Kaiser_ · 19-01-2006 12:39AM

aidan_walsh wrote:

Chuck Norris even beats KITT...

and his evil twin too apparently

Mossy Monk · 19-01-2006 12:40AM

/me thinks back to the days when a thread like this wouldnt last 10 minutes

Riamfada · 19-01-2006 12:46AM

Although the Hoff is good eye candy , Chuck Norris is the man when it comes to casual maiming and ass kicking

Fajitas! · 19-01-2006 01:08AM

Chuck would kick ass, until Mr. T pities him.

Simple as.

19-01-2006 02:59AM

Chuck would win coz he can cure cancer.

magick · 19-01-2006 03:16AM

after watching this........http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=

HOFF!!!!9

danniemcq · 19-01-2006 12:29PM

Forget google fight

Based on strength

mickymg2003 · 19-01-2006 02:29PM

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya!"

The man Is a god people. He Deserves his own board.

ARGINITE · 19-01-2006 02:32PM

I can hear the crowd cheer Norris already.

homah_7ft · 19-01-2006 03:26PM

The Norris jokes are funnier. So Chuck.

yom 1 · 19-01-2006 03:33PM

homah_7ft wrote:

The Norris jokes are funnier. So Chuck.

Have to agree! Favourite one is

Chuck Norris has to sleep with a night light. Its not cos Chuck is afraid of the Dark but rather the Dark is afraid of Chuck:p

mickymg2003 · 19-01-2006 03:50PM

Chuck norris isin't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.

That could be my favourite

Clash Of The Titans!!!1!!

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