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robot bartender

  • 18-01-2006 10:40AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

    The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
    "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
    conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
    biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory and
    Nano-technology.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
    decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
    comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
    prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "About a 100."

    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
    baseball, cars, beer, guns and breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
    more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's
    your IQ?"

    The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

    And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So............ ya ... gonna
    . vote ... for ... Bush .... again???"


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Pretty funny

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    hehe funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    good joke but not exactly hilarious if ya know what i mean??


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