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Elton John is getting divorced...

18-01-2006 11:02AM

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Oriel

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...cause he found David Furnish having sex behind his back.

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#2 18-01-2006 11:04AM

Dubhelp

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Two nuns in the Vatican have become pregnant...
And it's reported that the new pope is the father as the nuns were heard chanting Benny dict us.

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#3 18-01-2006 11:23AM

Loomis

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Dubhelp wrote:

Two nuns in the Vatican have become pregnant...
And it's reported that the new pope is the father as the nuns were heard chanting Benny dict us.

Ah dude that's terrible!
The joke above is quite good though

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#4 18-01-2006 09:00PM

mc nuggets

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Ohhhh god.

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