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  • 13-01-2006 08:17PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    I joined the F.C.A
    Let the cheap boooze and breaking rules begin!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'll end up pregnant, disgraced, and diagnosed with terminal liver cirrhosis.

    Enjoy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    if shes lucky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Ooh... perish the thought of bad luck...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    pregnant
    Not until I am at least 23!
    disgraced
    I'm sure I'll get over it. ;)
    liver cirrhosis.
    Hmmmmm:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    jezza wrote:
    Not until I am at least 23!


    Aiming high indeed.


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  • Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    But if she aims low and just blows then everything will be okey dokey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Bam Bam


    If you've just joined and are a recruit, then you won't be allowed into the mess and get ready for a lot of footdrill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Aiming high indeed.
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;
    An interesting sound to be sure...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I had a baby at 23, you see.


    *token coco pops*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    But if she aims low and just blows then everything will be okey dokey.
    Heh heh heh.... Durty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    I had a baby at 23, you see.
    Ha! Nice one!!
    Sarky ya walked right into that one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Bam Bam wrote:
    ...... get ready for a lot of footdrill.
    Bling it on!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    FCA is great.
    On your knees subordinate (plus you get an M16*)







    *pretty good for a male so young.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Wha?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Bam Bam


    M16?
    What army are you talking about?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,545 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Do FCA's get these steyr_aug.jpg

    Hey you could learn to drive too !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I have mah car! ;P


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,545 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hey you could learn to drive too !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ha funnah :p


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,545 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hey you could learn to drive trucks too !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;


    I didn't mean it like that.

    /me offers conciliatory Jaffa Blart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me ululates in forgiveness and acceptance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    n00b jezza? moi

    i am anything but


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,545 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    n00b jezza? moi

    i am anything, but Love hurts: try a lubricated finger
    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    :eek:
    ah there is a valid reason for that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    There is? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    yes

    but you seem to have forgotten

    i'm hurt


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,545 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Must be PTSD so traumatic that her brain refuses to remember it,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ah jaysus lads! Make sense??


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