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  • 13-01-2006 8:17pm
    #1
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    I joined the F.C.A
    Let the cheap boooze and breaking rules begin!


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'll end up pregnant, disgraced, and diagnosed with terminal liver cirrhosis.

    Enjoy!


  • #3
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    if shes lucky


  • #4
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Ooh... perish the thought of bad luck...


  • #5
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    pregnant
    Not until I am at least 23!
    disgraced
    I'm sure I'll get over it. ;)
    liver cirrhosis.
    Hmmmmm:(


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    jezza wrote:
    Not until I am at least 23!


    Aiming high indeed.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    But if she aims low and just blows then everything will be okey dokey.


  • #8
    Bam Bam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Bam Bam


    If you've just joined and are a recruit, then you won't be allowed into the mess and get ready for a lot of footdrill.


  • #9
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Aiming high indeed.
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;


  • #10
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;
    An interesting sound to be sure...


  • #11
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I had a baby at 23, you see.


    *token coco pops*


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  • #12
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Deleted User wrote:
    But if she aims low and just blows then everything will be okey dokey.
    Heh heh heh.... Durty!


  • #13
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    I had a baby at 23, you see.
    Ha! Nice one!!
    Sarky ya walked right into that one!


  • #14
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Bam Bam wrote:
    ...... get ready for a lot of footdrill.
    Bling it on!


  • #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    FCA is great.
    On your knees subordinate (plus you get an M16*)







    *pretty good for a male so young.


  • #16
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Wha?


  • #17
    Bam Bam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Bam Bam


    M16?
    What army are you talking about?


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Do FCA's get these steyr_aug.jpg

    Hey you could learn to drive too !


  • #19
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I have mah car! ;P


  • #20
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hey you could learn to drive too !


  • #21
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ha funnah :p


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  • #22
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hey you could learn to drive trucks too !


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    I'm wounded Sarky, wounded like a drop-kicked puppy ;_;


    I didn't mean it like that.

    /me offers conciliatory Jaffa Blart


  • #24
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me ululates in forgiveness and acceptance


  • #25
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    n00b jezza? moi

    i am anything but


  • #26
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    n00b jezza? moi

    i am anything, but Love hurts: try a lubricated finger
    :eek:


  • #27
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    :eek:
    ah there is a valid reason for that


  • #28
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    There is? :confused:


  • #29
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    yes

    but you seem to have forgotten

    i'm hurt


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Must be PTSD so traumatic that her brain refuses to remember it,


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  • #31
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ah jaysus lads! Make sense??


  • #32
    CrimE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    FCA (Foras Cosiunta Aitiuil) is now the RDF (reserve defence forces).

    Since you are all such geniuses on what goes on in the RDF you should have known that.


    >>I dont at all by the way<<


  • #33
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    but you still get the free clothes


  • #34
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    CrimE wrote:
    FCA (Foras Cosiunta Aitiuil) is now the RDF (reserve defence forces).

    Since you are all such geniuses on what goes on in the RDF you should have known that.


    >>I dont at all by the way<<
    RDF = FCÁ + NSR :rolleyes:
    http://www.military.ie/reserves/fca.htm


  • #35
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    More Cowbell.

    Oyster2.gif


  • #36
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Shabs. Are you a goon?


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  • #37
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    amp wrote:
    Shabs. Are you a goon?
    Am I decomposing again? :(


  • #38
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabs! Is..... the girl that was allergic to black hair dye?
    Am i right.. I am.. yeah??


  • #39
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Jezza, are you feeling ok? I'm feeling really wierdly nauseous today. I think this thread is creating some sort of correlation between my wellbeing and your psyche. I'm not sure how it happened, but I think Chad Ghostal was tinkering with the relationship between space and time in our dimension and yours. :(


  • #40
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    A yes!!! One of my mates used be in the FCA. He used refer to it as Fools Carrying Armour!!! He's in the navy now!!! Mad c*nt too, so he is!!!!!


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    I think Chad Ghostal was tinkering with the relationship between space and time in our dimension and yours. :(


    Again!? Oh, when will he learn?


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  • #42
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Haha are they gonna give me a gun? will they? will they? will they?


    Hiya... whats all the sttuff bot making sense?
    Im worried.
    hair ye. I knew it. I just new i was right.


  • #43
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Haah I think I am in a time warp!


  • #44
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    jezza wrote:
    Haah I think I am in a time warp!
    Just jump to your left and then step to your right, you'll be out of it in a jiffy.


  • #45
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Haha I would actually like to do that for the craic!
    Dya know what i hate right its someone sending a message sayin "lol" an ya dont no why cos ya do nt rememebr what ya send.
    That is whats wrong with society.
    That guy: Do they gimme a gun? A real gun?


  • #46
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You only weant a gun to pretend to be one of them rap song people, don't you?


  • #47
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    No Sarky darling. I am not in love with *those* anymore.


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