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climbing the ladder to success

  • 12-01-2006 04:20PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

    "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

    No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

    "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

    "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

    On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady

    "Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.

    As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

    "**** me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.

    Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

    When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

    "Who are you?" the man asked.

    "Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,238 ✭✭✭Gilgamesh


    funneh


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭Apip99


    Groan!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Groan!
    And again. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i dont get it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭SLIM19198


    Steoob wrote:
    i dont get it?
    success.....

    suck......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    o riiiight... how did ye get that?? thats like criptic man...and im not stupi i just wouldn't have made that connection AT ALL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭Blackjack


    Steoob wrote:
    o riiiight... how did ye get that?? thats like criptic man...and im not stupi i just wouldn't have made that connection AT ALL

    You should stop posting now really.


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