Chuck Norris Facts..

Basq · 2005-11-03 23:41:06

I don't know why i laughed... but some are actually quite funny! While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If paper beats rock,…

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Jesus was in fact the second coming of Chuck Norris

Nine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris, not the "Big Bang", created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.

When boiled in hot water, the hair from Chuck Norris's beard turns into crack cocaine.

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