Lidl mouthwash

murphaph · 11-01-2006 12:00AM #1

Normally I buy the boots 'basics' mouthwash (great value at €1.10) but I was in Lidl yesterday, just gettin a few bits and I saw their mouthwash and it was even cheaper so I bought a bottle-Oh my God, it's like gargling fcukin battery acid! Anybody else tried it? I got the blue stuff with alcohol (they have alcohol free ones too). After I usedit I read the back and it does clearly state in bold underlined text that t has a "particularly strong taste", and they're not fcukin kiddin I can tell you! :eek:

jay-me · 11-01-2006 12:00AM

lol

LovelyHurling · 11-01-2006 12:10AM

Ive never ingested anything outta that place that wasnt vile... but it is cheap which leaves me with more money for alcoholisng myself with, so im happy out:D Ive always thought of the mouthwash as piss and food colouring, but battery acid is accurate too

homah_7ft · 11-01-2006 12:13AM

Don't alcoholics use mouthwash to get a cheap hit?

murphaph · 11-01-2006 12:30AM

homah_7ft wrote:

Don't alcoholics use mouthwash to get a cheap hit?

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

homah_7ft · 11-01-2006 12:34AM

murphaph wrote:

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

Good stuff then :eek:

I refer you to my previous Lidl thread.

Damn pic has been removed.

Azureus · 11-01-2006 12:34AM

i use this all the time-i love it! it makes your mouth feel really fresh!

Tusky · 11-01-2006 12:35AM

Weird, I tried it for the first time today and had to check the bottle to make sure it was mouthwash and not bleech.

Azureus · 11-01-2006 12:38AM

im usually really sensitive to anything strong like that, but i like it! it does burn a little but it feels real nice after! i guess im the only one though lol

homah_7ft · 11-01-2006 12:39AM

This is tempting me to go out and buy it.

Dave! · 11-01-2006 12:52AM

hahaha!

Well I've never tasted mouthwash that didn't taste vile, so I dunno what to make of this... It only stays in my mouth for 15 seconds and then it's out and my mouth feels fresh!

Atrocity · 11-01-2006 01:15AM

Anyone buy the Lidl leather jackets? 1.99, one size fits all, do not tumbledry, do not wear

LovelyHurling · 11-01-2006 01:28AM

They used to sell underwear too. id say it felt like like wearing brillo pads around your mickey.

Atrocity · 11-01-2006 01:29AM

that sounds kinky.. hmmm

Nevyn · 11-01-2006 01:35AM

Well try the green stuff instead

el tel · 11-01-2006 10:29AM

murphaph wrote:

Normally I buy the boots 'basics' mouthwash (great value at €1.10) but I was in Lidl yesterday, just gettin a few bits and I saw their mouthwash and it was even cheaper so I bought a bottle-Oh my God, it's like gargling fcukin battery acid! Anybody else tried it? I got the blue stuff with alcohol (they have alcohol free ones too). After I usedit I read the back and it does clearly state in bold underlined text that t has a "particularly strong taste", and they're not fcukin kiddin I can tell you! :eek:

Can you imagine what flavoured Lidl condoms might be like then? :eek:

Dellgirl · 11-01-2006 10:34AM

I tried it before - the red bottle - and my poor tastebuds got such a shock when I sloshed it around that I swallowed a bit by accident. I sprayed the rest out of my mouth choking and coughing like mad, gagging it up - not a pretty sight first thing in the morning. Ive stuck to my regular brand since. Too young to die!

murphaph · 11-01-2006 11:18AM

Dellgirl wrote:

...I swallowed a bit by accident. I sprayed the rest out of my mouth choking and coughing like mad, gagging it up...

Overload, overload, too many jokes!!

carbonkid · 11-01-2006 01:37PM

Yea the coughing and gagging doesnt sound too good but think of the money you'll be saving!!!

Fast_Mover · 11-01-2006 01:49PM

...it sounds lik this mouthwash is a laugh...(note2self: head to lidl and buy mouthwash!)...

Stephen · 11-01-2006 04:11PM

LovelyHurling wrote:

Ive never ingested anything outta that place that wasnt vile... but it is cheap which leaves me with more money for alcoholisng myself with, so im happy out:D Ive always thought of the mouthwash as piss and food colouring, but battery acid is accurate too

Their bottled orange juice is bloody lovely :v: Cereal ain't bad either. Their own brand "american cola" however, is the mankiest battery acid piss you can drink.

tk123 · 11-01-2006 04:16PM

Stephen wrote:

Their bottled orange juice is bloody lovely :v: Cereal ain't bad either. Their own brand "american cola" however, is the mankiest battery acid piss you can drink.

I went thru a spell of buying that to save money/stop myself from drinking too much coke!!:v:

bush · 11-01-2006 06:53PM

Some good stuff in lidil, those fake magnums are the business.

TerrorFirmer · 11-01-2006 07:48PM

murphaph wrote:

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

Lol!

Cheap night in so next Saturday, eh...?

Atrocity · 11-01-2006 08:17PM

if there's one thing i like more than cheap food, it's cheap shi*ty food.

some of the stuff isn't too bad, perfect for students.

panda100 · 11-01-2006 09:46PM

I brought the toothpaste from lidl once and my teeth were actually hurting after the week from using it-it was really weak stuff and didnt clean my teeth at all! i say stick to aquafresh-hmm especially the herbal one i could eat that for breakfast.

LovelyHurling · 12-01-2006 12:23AM

Colgate herbal yummy too. never did me any <<spasms>> harm...

12-01-2006 12:27AM

Oh gawd this thread is hilarious

I have to try that mouthwash now.

vorbis · 12-01-2006 01:22AM

Might do for waking me up in the morning. By the sounds of it, you won't feel groggy after it!

bounty_hunter · 12-01-2006 01:31AM

LovelyHurling wrote:

Colgate herbal yummy too. never did me any <<spasms>> harm...

That stuff makes my teeth green!

LovelyHurling · 12-01-2006 01:33AM

vorbis wrote:

Might do for waking me up in the morning. By the sounds of it, you won't feel groggy after it!

Yeah, hair of the dog... but literally

Lidl mouthwash

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