Lidl mouthwash

murphaph

Normally I buy the boots 'basics' mouthwash (great value at €1.10) but I was in Lidl yesterday, just gettin a few bits and I saw their mouthwash and it was even cheaper so I bought a bottle-Oh my God, it's like gargling fcukin battery acid! Anybody else tried it? I got the blue stuff with alcohol (they have alcohol free ones too). After I usedit I read the back and it does clearly state in bold underlined text that t has a "particularly strong taste", and they're not fcukin kiddin I can tell you! :eek:

jay-me

lol

LovelyHurling

Ive never ingested anything outta that place that wasnt vile... but it is cheap which leaves me with more money for alcoholisng myself with, so im happy out:D Ive always thought of the mouthwash as piss and food colouring, but battery acid is accurate too

homah_7ft

Don't alcoholics use mouthwash to get a cheap hit?

murphaph

homah_7ft wrote:

Don't alcoholics use mouthwash to get a cheap hit?

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

homah_7ft

murphaph wrote:

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

Good stuff then :eek:

I refer you to my previous Lidl thread.

Damn pic has been removed.

Azureus

i use this all the time-i love it! it makes your mouth feel really fresh!

Tusky

Weird, I tried it for the first time today and had to check the bottle to make sure it was mouthwash and not bleech.

Azureus

im usually really sensitive to anything strong like that, but i like it! it does burn a little but it feels real nice after! i guess im the only one though lol

homah_7ft

This is tempting me to go out and buy it.

Dave!

hahaha!

Well I've never tasted mouthwash that didn't taste vile, so I dunno what to make of this... It only stays in my mouth for 15 seconds and then it's out and my mouth feels fresh!

Atrocity

Anyone buy the Lidl leather jackets? 1.99, one size fits all, do not tumbledry, do not wear

LovelyHurling

They used to sell underwear too. id say it felt like like wearing brillo pads around your mickey.

Atrocity

that sounds kinky.. hmmm

Nevyn

Well try the green stuff instead

el tel

murphaph wrote:

Normally I buy the boots 'basics' mouthwash (great value at €1.10) but I was in Lidl yesterday, just gettin a few bits and I saw their mouthwash and it was even cheaper so I bought a bottle-Oh my God, it's like gargling fcukin battery acid! Anybody else tried it? I got the blue stuff with alcohol (they have alcohol free ones too). After I usedit I read the back and it does clearly state in bold underlined text that t has a "particularly strong taste", and they're not fcukin kiddin I can tell you! :eek:

Can you imagine what flavoured Lidl condoms might be like then? :eek:

Dellgirl

I tried it before - the red bottle - and my poor tastebuds got such a shock when I sloshed it around that I swallowed a bit by accident. I sprayed the rest out of my mouth choking and coughing like mad, gagging it up - not a pretty sight first thing in the morning. Ive stuck to my regular brand since. Too young to die!

murphaph

Dellgirl wrote:

...I swallowed a bit by accident. I sprayed the rest out of my mouth choking and coughing like mad, gagging it up...

Overload, overload, too many jokes!!

carbonkid

Yea the coughing and gagging doesnt sound too good but think of the money you'll be saving!!!

Fast_Mover

...it sounds lik this mouthwash is a laugh...(note2self: head to lidl and buy mouthwash!)...

Stephen

LovelyHurling wrote:

Ive never ingested anything outta that place that wasnt vile... but it is cheap which leaves me with more money for alcoholisng myself with, so im happy out:D Ive always thought of the mouthwash as piss and food colouring, but battery acid is accurate too

Their bottled orange juice is bloody lovely :v: Cereal ain't bad either. Their own brand "american cola" however, is the mankiest battery acid piss you can drink.

tk123

Stephen wrote:

Their bottled orange juice is bloody lovely :v: Cereal ain't bad either. Their own brand "american cola" however, is the mankiest battery acid piss you can drink.

I went thru a spell of buying that to save money/stop myself from drinking too much coke!!:v:

bush

Some good stuff in lidil, those fake magnums are the business.

TerrorFirmer

murphaph wrote:

Even the most hardened, old spice addled alkie would knock himself out if he actually swallowed Lidl mouthwash. :v:

Lol!

Cheap night in so next Saturday, eh...?

Atrocity

if there's one thing i like more than cheap food, it's cheap shi*ty food.

some of the stuff isn't too bad, perfect for students.

panda100

I brought the toothpaste from lidl once and my teeth were actually hurting after the week from using it-it was really weak stuff and didnt clean my teeth at all! i say stick to aquafresh-hmm especially the herbal one i could eat that for breakfast.

LovelyHurling

Colgate herbal yummy too. never did me any <<spasms>> harm...

Oh gawd this thread is hilarious

I have to try that mouthwash now.

vorbis

Might do for waking me up in the morning. By the sounds of it, you won't feel groggy after it!

bounty_hunter

LovelyHurling wrote:

Colgate herbal yummy too. never did me any <<spasms>> harm...

That stuff makes my teeth green!

LovelyHurling

vorbis wrote:

Might do for waking me up in the morning. By the sounds of it, you won't feel groggy after it!

Yeah, hair of the dog... but literally

Capt'n Midnight

The Eucalyptus bath stuff is actually quite good.

The expensive toothpaste seems fine, the cheaper one makes an excellent grout.

Aldi fruit juice is better , the expensive 0.75L ones.

Atrocity

it's not that bad!! it stings a bit, but it does the job

LovelyHurling

Come to think of it ma got really nice apple pies there at christmas in aldi. i dont eat mince pies so any attempt at fitting in was met with much joy and fanfare, anyway there i was munch munch munch *these are great yum* and she said "oh yeah got those in aldi", well i nearly vomited in her face. ugh. Im surprised at her tbh for deceiving me like that, who knows what was in em

Puck

The blue stuff with alcohol? I've used that, didn't really notice anything special about it. I think the only thing I did notice about was the "With Alcohol!" sign on the front of the bottle, like that's something to boast about!