Greatest Song Lyric of All Time

Ozzy · 20-12-2005 01:22PM

Hummmmmmm.... from Black Sabbath - A National Acrobat

"Just remember love is life
And hate is living death
Treat your life for what it's worth
And live for every breath
Looking back I've lived and learned
But now I'm wondering
Here I wait and only guess
What this next life will bring"

20-12-2005 01:28PM

"...so I found me a whore with a face just like yours..."
Flogging Mollys

krinpit · 20-12-2005 01:38PM

JamesM wrote:

I think that it is "Girl reaction"

I always thought it was "Girly action"

Stephen · 20-12-2005 02:13PM

And the award for the most retarded lyric ever goes to: Lil' Jon, for his magnum opus, 'Get Low':

Lil'Jon wrote:

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

ahahahaha, its so stupid but so catchy... skeet skeet skeet!

Pigman II · 20-12-2005 02:14PM

The Hitchers

"You can only love someone so much, but you can hate them all the way to hell."

cournioni · 20-12-2005 02:15PM

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your ****ing head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Pure class.

Kernel · 20-12-2005 02:16PM

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Vitriole.

Dude, you have issues!

cournioni · 20-12-2005 02:23PM

Ah come on... Do you not like Ace Ventura?

Neil_Sedaka · 20-12-2005 02:23PM

Des'ree, Life

"I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers,
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life"

All I can say is.....................................WOW!

ionapaul · 20-12-2005 02:24PM

The Brentmiester general probably agrees...

GLaDOS · 20-12-2005 02:24PM

"Every time I try to go where I really want to be, it's already where I am, 'cause I'm already there" System of a Down, Sugar

joejoem · 20-12-2005 02:26PM

your beautiful, your beautiful, your beautiful its true

Pighead · 20-12-2005 02:27PM

Fcuk off who do you think you are get out of my fcuking flat
What d'ya mean you live here don't talk to me like that.

besty · 20-12-2005 02:31PM

Another Des'ree classic,
"Money dont make the world go round, Im reaching out to a higher ground."

Nightwish · 20-12-2005 02:32PM

Forever shall the wolf in me desire the beast in you

joejoem · 20-12-2005 02:37PM

A monkey fart should smell like a banana,
An english fart should smell like cups of tea,
He said the fartin of a fairy
Should be fairly light and airy,
When a father farts I hope you think of me

By Mike Barrett

shifty sparrow · 20-12-2005 02:38PM

Fat bottom girls, they make the rocking world go round

Crucifix · 20-12-2005 02:39PM

"...And by the way,
Didn't I break your heart?" - Marillion's 'Kayleigh'

"I know, I know the nations past,
I know, I know they rust at last,
They tremble with the nervous thought;
Of having been, at last, forgot" - Sufjan Steven's wonderfully titled 'They are Night Zombies!! They are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!'

joejoem · 20-12-2005 02:43PM

Also by Mike Barrett

I was ten years of age when I learned about ****
with my hand in my pocket I took her to town
with the pushing and pulling and stroking and cranking
Once I picked her up, I couldn't put her down

I was wankin so much that my elbow got sore
my palms got all hairy and my eyesight got poor
and I said ah sure what could be better than this
except if I could give my Willie a kiss

My father once caught me pulling my toffee
and floggin my frog, while out in the bog
He said for this transgression you must go to confession
and tell all your sins to old Father McNab

I said Father I'm sorry for stretching my Larry
and for beating the Bishop to beat the old band
he said say ten Our Fathers and twenty Hail Marys
and an Act of Contrition for the sins of your hand

But as I was praying my hand started straying
and I felt the sensation vibratin' my rocks
and I reached for my ballocks and had one more frolic
before I vacated the confessional box

jebuz · 20-12-2005 03:44PM

"to think i might not see those eyes, makes it so hard not to cry"

Snow Patrol - Run

Siogfinsceal · 20-12-2005 03:47PM

c'mon and
gimme all your lovin'
or I will kill you
put one through your head
gimme all your lovin'
or I will kill you
and cry when you're dead

it's amazing what a gun to the head can do
my baby loves me now as hard as he can
my methods may be suspect
but you gotta get love however you can

I have lost my mind!

Macy Gray - 'Give me all your lovin'

"They want you to be Jesus they'll go down on one knee. They'll want their money back if your alive at 33"

U2 - Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me

"You dont like players thats what you say but you wouldnt say no to a millionaire" - Amy Winehouse - f**k me pumps

"Youre king for the day and so high of the ground nothing to say its a white powder crown" - me ;-)

man_with_a_plan · 20-12-2005 03:51PM

"Masters of War" by Bob Dylan. Lines like 'for killing me baby, unborn unnamed, you ain't worth the blood that runs in your veins'
or
"And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead"

CrowdedHouse · 20-12-2005 04:06PM

'The Busy Girl buys Beauty' by Billy Bragg

(excerpt)

What will you do
When you wake up one morning
To find that God's made you plain
In a beautiful person's world?
And all those quick recipes
Have let you down
And you're 20&1/2; and not yet engaged
Will you go look for the boy who says
I love you let's get married and have kids

The busy girl buys beauty
The pretty girl buys style
And the simple girl buys
What she's told to buy
Through the brightly lit eyes
Of the glossy romance of fashion

spiderlegs · 20-12-2005 04:50PM

Sing me to sleep
I'm tired and I
I want to go to bed
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore
Sing to me
Sing to me
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go
There is another world
There is a better world
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well ...
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye ...

That and athlete's tourist.."I've seen Christmas lights reflect in your eyes"

And the pixies, broken face "I was talking to preachy-preach about kissy-kiss He bought me a soda He bought me a soda He bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot
Ah ya gotta love it.

Kappar · 20-12-2005 04:56PM

"Her old man he don't like black or queers but he proudly beat the Nazi- How queer!!!" - The Libertines - Arbeit Macht Frei (Works brings Freedom)

spiderlegs · 20-12-2005 05:01PM

krinpit wrote:

I always thought it was "Girly action"

Yeah me too...

JustCoz · 20-12-2005 06:15PM

Shiver by Coldplay

"and it's you I see, but you don't see me
and it's you I hear, so loud and so clear"

Jack Johnson

"how many times must we go through this, you'll always be mine
Cupid only misses sometimes"

Every Jack Johnson song has at least one brilliant lyric

deadduck · 20-12-2005 06:20PM

that new jcb song has some profound stuff

December Son · 20-12-2005 06:22PM

Deadsy are such an underrated band its criminal. Lyrics are amazing

"Cruella"
How the story rolls
Magic's taught and history's told
A glory hole
Which through gazed her eyes of gold
Those veins run cold
Mystery's wife evades her soul
Scaring to and fro

Tearing through the snow
As she makes her darling coat
Hoarding all the shawls
Now her evil highness rose

Kind of like Shakespearean prose
Without the rose
Avid as she sows
Cruella grows
Horace and Jasper stole
So let the horror flow

Black and white in hair
Elegantly gaunt in frame
A boney flare
Which christened Cruel with creepy grace
Always smokey air
Circling one lurch, Hepburn face
In her head which filled the space
Was the one hellacious taste
As she aims her fate
Nothing flees her sore embrace

As the biggest mistake that Cruel ever made
Was when she left her cave and started to reign
As the love for her fades
Our feelings won't change
So my darling Cruella
We see through the grey

In her cold glare
Loveliest and rare
Frightened you'll soon wear
And this elegantly haunting is so fair
Theres no reason to part from her cold lair
She has all of the loveliest and rare
Things which frighten at first
But she'll soon wear

She's a regional spark from this nowhere
And this elegant loveliness so fair
Taking strolls through the dark by the moon's glare
As she listens for barks in the night air
Always searching for marks on the white hair

Cruel, you're so fair

Pigman II · 20-12-2005 06:26PM

I prefer the original....

Cruella DeVille
Cruella DeVille
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella DeVille

The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
Had better beware
She's like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella DeVille

At first you think
Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella DeVille

Greatest Song Lyric of All Time

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