What to do to drive your wife wild

[Deleted User] · 2005-12-15 15:51:28

Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" "Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft…

15-12-2005 04:51PM

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Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy
says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"

"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden
and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all
over
her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her
wild."

Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it
gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"

Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed
and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"

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#2 15-12-2005 05:12PM

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always good, hard to get sick of the classics:)

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#3 15-12-2005 07:27PM

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Seen a few variations of this joke but they're all good! What drives you wild?

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#4 16-12-2005 12:14PM

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Thats very good. Made me laugh

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