Make up a scene for Corrie

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 01:29AM #1

ok enter fred wearing a christmas thong holding a chicken.............

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 04:18AM

......he asks Shelly if shes seen the baster and then notices with sheer horror that she............

Tar.Aldarion · 15-12-2005 10:42AM

...has exploded. Her nuclear core had finally exploded. The fusion could not be stopped. Coronation street was destroyed taking all inane television with it.

bringitdown · 15-12-2005 02:20PM

and then everyone dies.

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 02:54PM

but wait charlie built a nueculer shelter and they all survived, fred is still looking for that baster and with a look of horror on his face he stares in between sallys.......

Sarky · 15-12-2005 02:57PM

...hungry looks. They realise that there is no food, and descend upon eachother like a pack of starving wolves, devouring eachothers' flesh, until everybody dies of bloodloss/gangrene/radiation poisoning.

Enter the producers with signed contract swearing blind they will never subject people to such tosh again.

Some light music begins playing as the lesbian porn arrives.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 03:08PM

...but then horror decends once more as its becomes clear that the stars of this lesbian porn are JANICE and CILLA!!...winkies everywhere wilt.....

Sarky · 15-12-2005 03:13PM

The resulting lawsuit bankrupts most of Europe.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 03:19PM

and the euro-millions winner, whatsherface from Stab-city, rises up to rule the continent.

Sarky · 15-12-2005 03:20PM

The Fourth Reich has begun.

jezza · 15-12-2005 05:09PM

Meanwhile Rosie paints her room pink..

KnifeWRENCH · 15-12-2005 06:44PM

....and turns it into a lesbian bar/gun store, where emily bishop finally confesses her undying lust for.........

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 07:07PM

...Deirdre, neck veins and all. But Deirdre only has eyes for.....

Sarky · 15-12-2005 07:08PM

half the week, as they're on loan from some guy I don't know because I don't watch.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 07:30PM

but now Deirdre is refusing to give the eyes back and the eye-mafia are on their way to...

jezza · 15-12-2005 08:21PM

break her legs..

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 08:39PM

and stick a huge cucumber up blanches hot wet......

jezza · 15-12-2005 08:56PM

cardigan that she used to tie up les with while..

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 09:09PM

he was working the night shift in street cars so as to keep him warm.... eileen's voice comes over the raido.......

jezza · 15-12-2005 09:16PM

saying ohhh my GOOOOOOD jason yer hittin

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 09:31PM

my clit too hard go easy do u do that to gail when u stick your tool in her.........

jezza · 15-12-2005 09:33PM

cheap tacky fake handbag

Tar.Aldarion · 15-12-2005 10:33PM

fred puts on his robe and wizard hat.

jezza · 15-12-2005 10:40PM

and does the hokey pokey

tintinr35 · 16-12-2005 12:53AM

while shelly pumps a...........

Chinafoot · 16-12-2005 03:43AM

...pint in that weird way that they pull them on uk tv!! then dev comes in with his weird volume-fluctuating voice, saying......

jezza · 16-12-2005 01:30PM

coooooooooooooooooooooooooome ooooooooooooooooooon steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't dooooooooooooooooo thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis tooooooooooooo meeeeeeeee. (note the exaggeration on vowels)

tintinr35 · 16-12-2005 02:27PM

and steve lashes out to hit dev but accidently punches sarah lou in the crotch she doubles over in pain and realises that she has lost another..............

jezza · 16-12-2005 02:46PM

one of her geisha balls.....

liamskater · 16-12-2005 05:32PM

falls and they all have gay sex and....

tintinr35 · 17-12-2005 07:44PM

enjoy it so much that jason, sarah and emily all have.........

Make up a scene for Corrie

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