Make up a scene for Corrie

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 1:29am #1

ok enter fred wearing a christmas thong holding a chicken.............

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 4:18am

......he asks Shelly if shes seen the baster and then notices with sheer horror that she............

Tar.Aldarion · 15-12-2005 10:42am

...has exploded. Her nuclear core had finally exploded. The fusion could not be stopped. Coronation street was destroyed taking all inane television with it.

bringitdown · 15-12-2005 2:20pm

and then everyone dies.

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 2:54pm

but wait charlie built a nueculer shelter and they all survived, fred is still looking for that baster and with a look of horror on his face he stares in between sallys.......

Sarky · 15-12-2005 2:57pm

...hungry looks. They realise that there is no food, and descend upon eachother like a pack of starving wolves, devouring eachothers' flesh, until everybody dies of bloodloss/gangrene/radiation poisoning.

Enter the producers with signed contract swearing blind they will never subject people to such tosh again.

Some light music begins playing as the lesbian porn arrives.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 3:08pm

...but then horror decends once more as its becomes clear that the stars of this lesbian porn are JANICE and CILLA!!...winkies everywhere wilt.....

Sarky · 15-12-2005 3:13pm

The resulting lawsuit bankrupts most of Europe.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 3:19pm

and the euro-millions winner, whatsherface from Stab-city, rises up to rule the continent.

Sarky · 15-12-2005 3:20pm

The Fourth Reich has begun.

jezza · 15-12-2005 5:09pm

Meanwhile Rosie paints her room pink..

KnifeWRENCH · 15-12-2005 6:44pm

....and turns it into a lesbian bar/gun store, where emily bishop finally confesses her undying lust for.........

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 7:07pm

...Deirdre, neck veins and all. But Deirdre only has eyes for.....

Sarky · 15-12-2005 7:08pm

half the week, as they're on loan from some guy I don't know because I don't watch.

Chinafoot · 15-12-2005 7:30pm

but now Deirdre is refusing to give the eyes back and the eye-mafia are on their way to...

jezza · 15-12-2005 8:21pm

break her legs..

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 8:39pm

and stick a huge cucumber up blanches hot wet......

jezza · 15-12-2005 8:56pm

cardigan that she used to tie up les with while..

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 9:09pm

he was working the night shift in street cars so as to keep him warm.... eileen's voice comes over the raido.......

jezza · 15-12-2005 9:16pm

saying ohhh my GOOOOOOD jason yer hittin

tintinr35 · 15-12-2005 9:31pm

my clit too hard go easy do u do that to gail when u stick your tool in her.........

jezza · 15-12-2005 9:33pm

cheap tacky fake handbag

Tar.Aldarion · 15-12-2005 10:33pm

fred puts on his robe and wizard hat.

jezza · 15-12-2005 10:40pm

and does the hokey pokey

tintinr35 · 16-12-2005 12:53am

while shelly pumps a...........

Chinafoot · 16-12-2005 3:43am

...pint in that weird way that they pull them on uk tv!! then dev comes in with his weird volume-fluctuating voice, saying......

jezza · 16-12-2005 1:30pm

coooooooooooooooooooooooooome ooooooooooooooooooon steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't dooooooooooooooooo thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis tooooooooooooo meeeeeeeee. (note the exaggeration on vowels)

tintinr35 · 16-12-2005 2:27pm

and steve lashes out to hit dev but accidently punches sarah lou in the crotch she doubles over in pain and realises that she has lost another..............

jezza · 16-12-2005 2:46pm

one of her geisha balls.....

liamskater · 16-12-2005 5:32pm

falls and they all have gay sex and....

tintinr35 · 17-12-2005 7:44pm

enjoy it so much that jason, sarah and emily all have.........

jezza · 17-12-2005 8:21pm

a high from the sniffin...

tintinr35 · 17-12-2005 10:32pm

too much of mikes...........

Nasty_Girl · 17-12-2005 11:16pm

man glue.

Chong · 17-12-2005 11:23pm

We move back to emily's house where she finds norris licking....

tintinr35 · 18-12-2005 4:48am

rita's red bushy........

Chad ghostal · 18-12-2005 7:05am

crack pipe, makes her feel so...

OLDYELLAR · 18-12-2005 12:50pm

hot for Audrey.......

tintinr35 · 18-12-2005 3:18pm

who feels that its time for her and keith to.........

Chinafoot · 18-12-2005 9:50pm

...buy another pig so they can...

tintinr35 · 19-12-2005 1:21am

make some money doing an internet animal.........

Chinafoot · 19-12-2005 1:38am

...disection cos they're really a pair of sick bastards who get off on....

tintinr35 · 19-12-2005 2:19am

having rampent sex in the guts of pigs while craig..........

memphis · 20-12-2005 12:36am

............. beats himself off to the thought of having passionate sex with Rosie's Mum, Sally.................

Chinafoot · 20-12-2005 12:44am

...who is busy shagging anything that has a penis and a pulse, except for.....

jezza · 20-12-2005 12:52am

norris, as he lost his penis on the yellow brick road, waving it farewel to curly

tintinr35 · 20-12-2005 2:23am

who by now has left his wife emma to pursue his dream of becoming.......

jezza · 20-12-2005 11:23am

a lapdancer in a gay bar

memphis · 20-12-2005 11:34am

.... someplace in the Dublin area, where he bumps into Ciaran aka Keith Duffy who now manages the gay bar....

KnifeWRENCH · 20-12-2005 10:31pm

....named after sunita,who gets rolled in a carpet and pushed off a boat by mad maya (remember her?)....meanwhile,carol decides to drink 7 bottles of........

tintinr35 · 21-12-2005 1:26am

her own urine as she heard that it is a detox for alco's, she is however violently ill and marches around the corner for revenge on..........

Make up a scene for Corrie

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