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Beer fishing sex and golf

  • 07-12-2005 07:27PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,735 ✭✭✭


    See attachment. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    would rather not d/l a word.doc tbh.
    If it's a pic or text, can you post it elsewhere?

    cheers ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,323 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    BEER, FISHING,SEX & GOLF...
    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."

    Attached picture of a person without dentures. Très Funny ,not.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    There is absolutely no need for that doc file and image whatsoever.
    Infact, that very same joke was posted here a few weeks ago, and it was actually funny. The extra crap just ruins it.


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