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21 Sayings you can only get away with at Xmas

  • 05-12-2005 12:24PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭


    1. I prefer breasts to legs
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
    21. I do like a good stuffing.


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Very good! I would also have accepted "Where do the batteries go?" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Nice one :D
    Keep the Christmas Classics coming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    22. Fancy a Christmas shag?

    No, not subtle enough?

    :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭Skud


    Time to trim the christmas tree.

    Hold my balls two minutes (decorative ones ;)

    Tasty giblets

    I prefer the breast meat

    the list goes on and on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭merlinsmerryman


    Very good especially like
    "13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    Those are brilliant :p

    13 is the best


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    Loved them! 12 & 13 = :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Brilliant!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Quality thread! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭j22


    Thats the gayest time ive had this year


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