Statues

Someone won a sh*t load of money of virgin radio for this joke::confused:

There were two statues in a park facing each other. One of a nude woman and one of a nude man.
They'd been there for nearly 100 years when an Angel appeared to them and said

"You've been standing here for nearly 100 years, staring at each other, you've endured blistering heat and icey winters so I am granting you 30 minutes of life in which you can do what ever you wish"

The statues jumped down and ran into the bushes.

The angel could hear lots of giggles, rustling and grunting.

When the statues returned looking flushed the angel could tell what they'd been up to and said:

"It seems you had a good time, but you've still got another 15 minutes maybe you want to do it again?"

The man statue said to the woman "I dunno what do you think? Maybe we could change positions?"

The woman replied "Ok this time you hold that b*stard pigeon down and I'LL sh*t on him"