Short jokes (ideal for phones)

Maskhadov · 03-12-2005 11:39AM #1

I decided to start a thread where people ONLY post jokes that are short and ideal to send to phones.

Here's a dirty one : -

Pirate captain: Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, there be buggery aboard this ship.
There be taste o' $hit o' the first mates pr!ck.:)

zAbbo · 03-12-2005 11:45AM

thats crap

TerrorFirmer · 03-12-2005 11:51AM

Heres another one

Arrrrr, this thread is crap.

I forget the punchline.

Maskhadov · 03-12-2005 11:53AM

if you dont have a joke dont post.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Maskhadov · 03-12-2005 11:58AM

1. Beauty salons up and down the country are worried about a drop in
turnover now that the metropolitan police are doing brazilians for
nothing.

2. The metropolitan police has also arrested a bus load of thalidomide
muslims in London yesterday, on small arms charges.

Tom Dunne · 03-12-2005 12:13PM

WTF?

Sorry, really don't get them.

edanto · 03-12-2005 02:01PM

Good idea - not mad on your jokes though. Here's one I heard the other night.

What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

The best SMS funnies are topical though, like the one this time last year;

Massive tea-towel sale, contact Mrs. Arafat

or last January...

OK and Hello have been scooped for Camilla's wedding photos by Sinn Fein. £34m as long as they get two clear shots...

TerrorFirmer · 03-12-2005 02:06PM

edanto wrote:

Massive tea-towel sale, contact Mrs. Arafat

now thats a good one liner

Anto and Moe · 03-12-2005 03:58PM

Snow White fired from Disneyland after being found, pinochio pinned beneath her, screaming 'lie you bastard, lie!"

fade2black · 03-12-2005 04:03PM

Which Pop Star is best to look after your internet passwords?

Kenny Log-ins.

johnnyrotten · 03-12-2005 04:07PM

They wont be hanging xmas decorations in Vietnam this year

They're just hanging GLITTER

Capt'n Midnight · 03-12-2005 04:26PM

or instead something humourous related to Snow White.

Guy goes in to a bar and asks for a Snow White's Delight,
Barman says he doesn't know that coctail
and the guy says it's -

7-up 'n' cider.

Nala · 03-12-2005 05:42PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

or instead something humourous related to Snow White.

Guy goes in to a bar and asks for a Snow White's Delight,
Barman says he doesn't know that coctail
and the guy says it's -
7up

I don't get it.

biko · 03-12-2005 06:17PM

Nala wrote:

I don't get it.

Snowhite's delight is seven up schwiiiing

Like, what did the dwarfs get upon seeing Snowhite the first time?
Seven Up!

biko · 03-12-2005 06:19PM

What does an African Elephant have for lunch?
An hour, like all the other animals!

Esel · 03-12-2005 06:20PM

Get it right. It's 7-up 'n' cider.

Capt'n Midnight · 03-12-2005 08:15PM

esel wrote:

Get it right. It's 7-up 'n' cider.

Thanks that's much better.

Necronomicon · 03-12-2005 09:06PM

If somebody texted me some of these jokes I'd find them, and kill them

Short jokes (ideal for phones)

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