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List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong

  • 29-11-2005 03:59PM
    #1
    Atrocity
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    List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong
    • I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
    • Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
    • Gun wounds again?
    • Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
    • A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
    • Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
    • Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
    • Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
    • Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
    • You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
    • I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
    • You daring lousy guy.
    • Beat him out of recognizable shape!
    • I have been scared sh**less too much lately.
    • I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
    • Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
    • The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
    • How can you use my intestines as a gift?
    • This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
    • Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
    • Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.


Comments

  • #2
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

    lmfao! that was rather amusing :)


  • #3
    MistressPandora
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    "You are young and wide, young Chedder."

    Star Wars subtitles from a DVD made in Sri Lanka. I've seen this, laughed my ass off throughout the entire movie.


  • #4
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Absolute classic stuff that. I heartily roffled my way through them.


  • #5
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Anybody who's ever bought any dvds abroad in asia will know that they provide more comedy then anything else.

    From my Gangs of New York:

    Scene where Leos father says about not wiping blood off the blade:

    "Stay Strong the passion of St Michael"

    I mean - Imagine you were deaf and trying to watch these movies!! :eek:


  • #6
    BigEejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,738 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    haha ... class ... most modern movies arent too bad, but some of the older ones were a howl. I have one that has english subtitles from a completely different movie, they are above chinese subtitles that are correct .... and we cant turn the stupid things off :D:D:D


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