Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman

GLaDOS · 27-11-2005 03:03PM #1

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were sentanced to death by firing squad.

Paddy Englishman was first. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Earthquake!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

Paddy Scotsman was next. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Flood!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

Paddy Irishman was next. Getting the idea he yelled out "Fire!!!". So the squad drew their guns and fired

BigEejit · 27-11-2005 09:08PM

I really wish there was a tumbleweed smilie.....

NikNik · 28-11-2005 12:26PM

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whiskeyman · 28-11-2005 01:14PM

a good oldie, but really no need for the last line.
It ruins the joke by scathing the listener as if they were too dumb to get it.
It's worse that the Meteor ad with the girls explaining "this is how they dance in Lapland"....oh, is it? How bizarre...