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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman

  • 27-11-2005 03:03PM
    #1
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were sentanced to death by firing squad.

    Paddy Englishman was first. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Earthquake!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

    Paddy Scotsman was next. Before they could shoot, he yelled out "Flood!!!" and the firing squad ran away.

    Paddy Irishman was next. Getting the idea he yelled out "Fire!!!". So the squad drew their guns and fired

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,738 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    I really wish there was a tumbleweed smilie.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭NikNik




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    a good oldie, but really no need for the last line.
    It ruins the joke by scathing the listener as if they were too dumb to get it.
    It's worse that the Meteor ad with the girls explaining "this is how they dance in Lapland"....oh, is it? How bizarre...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 The_Understandi


    Agreed ^


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,321 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    So unfunny that there are people here who will track you down, put you in a box and leave it on Paddy20's doorstep.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Hahahhaha brilliant!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    So unfunny that there are people here who will track you down, put you in a box and leave it on Paddy20's doorstep.

    A FATE?? "worse" than death!!!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Go into the corner and think about what you've done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭^CwAzY^


    It wasn't that bad..


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