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magpie · 25-11-2005 12:26PM #1

What is it with techno/hardcore/garage or whatever you want to call that drivel that makes the reebok-wearing Peugeot 206-driving fraternity love it so? Is it that its viewed as being "mad"? Personally I wouldn't listen to that sh1te even if I was e-d out of my bin, but what I can't fathom is listening to it first thing in the morning on a sunday for instance.

Does anyone else understand it?

JackKelly · 25-11-2005 12:32PM

Nice to see an unbiased poll once in a while

Am i a great person?

A)yes
B)most definitely
C)absolutely
D)pure legend

meditraitor · 25-11-2005 12:33PM

Bit harsh there maggie, are you having a bad morning?
anything uncle medi can do for you?

Prior Of Taize · 25-11-2005 12:34PM

TimAy wrote:

Am i a great person?

A)yes
B)most definitely
C)absolutely
D)pure legend

Im going to spoil my vote for that particular poll...

joe_chicken · 25-11-2005 12:35PM

I like to listen to Dance music when I'm dancing...

I'm strange like that...

but i hate crap dance music... its crap!

azezil · 25-11-2005 12:37PM

magpie wrote:

What is it with techno/hardcore/garage or whatever you want to call that drivel that makes the reebok-wearing Peugeot 206-driving fraternity love it so? Is it that its viewed as being "mad"? Personally I wouldn't listen to that sh1te even if I was e-d out of my bin, but what I can't fathom is listening to it first thing in the morning on a sunday for instance.

Does anyone else understand it?

I'm none of the above, but I do quite enjoy it, I also enjoy classical music, rock, pop, nu-metal and many other musical forms. (pretty much anything but indie

)

For me I find it energizing, love to dance and I enjoy the beat. I don't listen to it at home very often, although I did in my teen's, but out in a club / driving I do like to hear a fast beat.

magpie · 25-11-2005 12:40PM

Nice to see an unbiased poll once in a while

Am i a great person?

A)yes
B)most definitely
C)absolutely
D)pure legend

A definite "D"

Bit harsh there maggie, are you having a bad morning?
anything uncle medi can do for you?

Can you ban the sale of Hi-Fi equipment capable of generating earth-rumbling bass frequencies to people who think having a record collection involves owning all the Judge Jules compilations?

pretty much anything but indie

Then your opinions are worthless

I like to listen to Dance music when I'm dancing

Me too, preferably a nice Minuet or Viennese Waltz

Merrick · 25-11-2005 12:47PM

Of course dance music is a load of s***e, but it's still fun to prance around to when one is drunk or e-d out of one's wee mind.

Green_Martian · 25-11-2005 12:51PM

Wot is your problem with Pug 206's?????

Do you label everyone who owns a Pug 206 to be a reebok wearing muppett????

I own a 206 and i do listen to some Dance music, as it happens i enjoy most types of music not just dance........so am i a " reebok wearing muppett"???????

i think not..as i for a start i don't wear that crap plus i don't wear a cap at at 75 degree angle

magpie · 25-11-2005 12:56PM

Do you label everyone who owns a Pug 206 to be a reebok wearing muppett????

Nope, but practically every Reebok-Wearing Baseball Cap-balancer drives a Peugeot 206.

Blisterman · 25-11-2005 12:58PM

The vast majority of techno sucks. I hate when clubs play it. Gives me a headache.

Sangre · 25-11-2005 01:03PM

I use the beat to visualise beating the dj/culprit to death with a bat.
Smack, smack, smack, sm-sm-sm-smack,smack..

Slaanesh · 25-11-2005 01:06PM

Gkelly2002 wrote:

Wot is your problem with Pug 206's?????

Do you label everyone who owns a Pug 206 to be a reebok wearing muppett????

I own a 206 and i do listen to some Dance music, as it happens i enjoy most types of music not just dance........so am i a " reebok wearing muppett"???????

i think not..as i for a start i don't wear that crap plus i don't wear a cap at at 75 degree angle

Ah you do though, come on, admit it !

Merrick · 25-11-2005 01:07PM

magpie wrote:

Nope, but practically every Reebok-Wearing Baseball Cap-balancer drives a Peugeot 206.

You're forgetting the Celtic jersey and Addidas wearing Toyota drivers...
And before anyone takes offence, I'm not giving out about either Celtic, Addidas or Toyotas, it's only when they're all combined and driving around town playing techno music at full volume with all their windows open.

Blisterman · 25-11-2005 01:07PM

What about Honda Civics?

Unpossible · 25-11-2005 01:10PM

I use the beat to visualise beating the dj/culprit to death with a bat.
Smack, smack, smack, sm-sm-sm-smack,smack..

lol, this should be post of the week

garthv · 25-11-2005 01:15PM

magpie wrote:

What is it with techno/hardcore/garage or whatever you want to call that drivel that makes the reebok-wearing Peugeot 206-driving fraternity love it so? Is it that its viewed as being "mad"? Personally I wouldn't listen to that sh1te even if I was e-d out of my bin, but what I can't fathom is listening to it first thing in the morning on a sunday for instance.

Does anyone else understand it?

...........
You really need to get out more
Dance music isnt all pill heads and peugeot 206's
Listen to some Dj Shadow or Pete Tong's Essential Mixes and then come back to me fool.

weemcd · 25-11-2005 01:18PM

what a moron

ferdi · 25-11-2005 01:19PM

Blisterman wrote:

The vast majority of techno sucks. I hate when clubs play it. Gives me a headache.

your in a club, you're there to rave it out, what do you expect them to play?

what i hate is clubs playing RnB, its so unbelievalbly ****. and alot of clubs play it all the feckin time, just to fecilitate all the girls in the place who get up and do their little handbag dance in groups, cursing men and attempting to dispaly their sexy sophistication and independence.

also when they play music such as 50 cent - a club full of white guys doing cringe-worthy gangster hand signals while the white girls do their best (read embarrassingly awful) 'bitches n' hoes' dance routine.

If i'm in a club i want a pounding beat, a great build up and well worked break down. I'm in the club in order to rave and have a laugh and for this, a bit of unce unce unce is perfect. of course there is bollox dance music, just like in every genre but even this has its place.

Siogfinsceal · 25-11-2005 01:23PM

its only possible to enjoy that music if your off your trolley on pills. thats why its lost on the rest of us who aresnt seeing stars and chewing our gums off

magpie · 25-11-2005 01:26PM

Listen to some Dj Shadow

I've been listening to DJ Shadow since you were (I suspect) in short pants - Endtroducing came out in 1996. You'll find however that this is Hip Hop, an altogether different beast.

Pete Tong's Essential Mixes

No thanks

come back to me fool

How very BA Baracas of you

To clarify, I've no problem with dance music in clubs - that's what its for. I do have a beef with people listening to it all the time, blaring it out of cars or shuddering the house walls with it at 11 O'Clock on a sunday morning. The difference is I'm not subjected to it once its in a club, as I know not to attend venues called things like "Spirit" "Klub:Edukate" "Desert Storm" etc etc etc

ferdi · 25-11-2005 01:30PM

ok, i do believe that the people who play it in their zooped up 'Punto S' at high volumes are mainly doing it to be heard. their cars are crap so they have to let you know how mad out of it and 'ard they are by blarring out the chewnzzzzz!

and also, i can rave it out to dance music pills or no pills

Prior Of Taize · 25-11-2005 01:30PM

GaRtH_V wrote:

Listen to some Dj Shadow or Pete Tong's Essential Mixes and then come back to me fool.

DJ Shadow is deep house. Thats not dance music. Its f*cking sh!te.

Pete tongs essential mixes??...im assuming you amassed your impressive knowledge of "real music" from the Golden Discs album of the week poster...

Come back to me when you come up with a real arguement...instead of flaming someone and mentioning some names. f*cking n00b.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

On a lighter note. yes most of the music they play is absolutely sh!te. most of them listen to happy hardcore or trance (the music with women singing badly). its f*cking terrible.

magpie · 25-11-2005 01:33PM

they have to let you know how mad out of it and 'ard they are by blarring out the chewnzzzzz!

Exactly

Tar.Aldarion · 25-11-2005 01:38PM

dj shadow and stuff is acceptable.
choons are just awful. They hurt me so.
Unless it's the motal kombat theme :v:

ferdi · 25-11-2005 01:39PM

mortal combat theme rules

Civilian_Target · 25-11-2005 01:42PM

Where's the "Atari Jaguar" option?

Seriously though - I don't like most of that (bleedin') dance (shyte) that's on the radio, but there is some good music out there that probably goes under the heading of "Dance", such as Atari Teenage Riot. Even some of the Prodigy's stuff is good.

[EDIT]As Tar. says, proper dance music can be good, choons are awful[/EDIT]

magpie · 25-11-2005 01:47PM

Just nipped out for coffee and crossing the street saw a Peugeot 206 with 4 guys in baseball caps blaring out a delightful chewn which along with the usual unce-ry had someone shouting "This is the good sh1t right here...this sh1t is the most hard etc etc etc". I'm sure someone from the dance forum could identify this work of genius for me. Suffice to say there was much nodding of heads/passing of spliff/revving the 1.1 litre engine going on.

Green_Martian · 25-11-2005 01:50PM

Slaanesh wrote:

Ah you do though, come on, admit it !

LOL:D , no i don't

magpie wrote:

Nope, but practically every Reebok-Wearing Baseball Cap-balancer drives a Peugeot 206.

i would have to disagree with you, there are a few Reebok-wearing drivers but they also drive other car's
its like anything in life there is always one to ruin it for everyone.......ha ha
.........sorry if i am turning out to be a moan, its just that i take pride in my car and will defend it to the end.........lol:p

Green_Martian · 25-11-2005 01:51PM

magpie wrote:

Just nipped out for coffee and crossing the street saw a Peugeot 206 with 4 guys in baseball caps blaring out a delightful chewn which along with the usual unce-ry had someone shouting "This is the good sh1t right here...this sh1t is the most hard etc etc etc". I'm sure someone from the dance forum could identify this work of genius for me. Suffice to say there was much nodding of heads/passing of spliff/revving the 1.1 litre engine going on.

LOL

that just sounds so funny

ferdi · 25-11-2005 02:01PM

what the real issue here magpie? it seems a little unlikely you'd get your knickers in a twist at something as unimportant as a few lads playing loud music in their cars/

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