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The danger of assumptions!

  • 24-11-2005 05:50PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,005 ✭✭✭✭


    > >Subject: The danger of assumptions!

    > > >

    > > >

    > > >A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

    > > >African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed

    > > >a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    > > >He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous

    > > >sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the

    post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".

    > > >That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I

    > > >condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay."

    > > >About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".

    > > >Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

    > > >Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

    > > >pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When

    > > >he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

    No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where

    > > >the girls are."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    thats the first joke on this board in months thats actually made me laugh out loud


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    (applause)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    brilliant. Best in a long time.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    brendan grace does a good version of that, cleaner of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I will never assume again.


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