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kleefarr · 2005-11-24 16:15:25

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "are they twins"? The woman says "no, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you've been cattle trucked twice"!

24-11-2005 05:15PM

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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "are they twins"?
The woman says "no, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you've been cattle trucked twice"!

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#2 24-11-2005 05:20PM

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am yeah!!!!!!!

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