What do you call yours?

Pighead · 22-11-2005 05:18AM #1

Honeybunny,Sweetcheeks,Porkchop,Tastythighs,Darling,Buttercup? Everybody has a pet name for their loved ones which they only ever dare use well away from the ears of their slagging friends.

You're watching telly on the sofa with your lady buddy, you're in full on boyfriend mode and you're being all lovey dovey.The lads would destroy you if they were were here now,but they're not so you can do and say whatever you like. Or maybe you're sending a goodnight text to your kissing buddy. What soppy name do you call your girlfriend/boyfriend in these precious moments?

The Gnome · 22-11-2005 05:25AM

Ahem..... sexweasel....

Laguna · 22-11-2005 05:31AM

The Gnome wrote:

Ahem..... sexweasel....

That's so sleazy sounding! lol

The Gnome · 22-11-2005 05:33AM

Ah you see it all depends on the tone, emphasis and inflection of how its said...

Pighead · 22-11-2005 05:38AM

Sexweasel? Thats a bit of a mad one The Gnome(6/10,better than The Leprechaun,not as good as The Pixie).How would you actually use that.Would it be along the lines of "I'm off to make a cup of tea,would you like one my little sexweasel?" or is it more like "Mmmmm you're such a sexy little sexweasel,oh baby you're so damn weasly and it makes me feel all sexy and slimy."

Pigheads guessing that this is a totally private thing between the two of you.Wouldnt want the lads to be finding out that one.No sirree!Pighead definitely likes it tho and asks The Gnome if its alright to use it sometime

funk-you · 22-11-2005 05:38AM

Sexy, it's plenty unoriginal
that or jigglyboobs.

Pighead · 22-11-2005 05:42AM

funk-you wrote:

Sexy, it's plenty unoriginal

Unoriginal?Maybe.Classic?Definitely.
funk-you(7/10,respect to all things funky and the avatar compliments the username beautifully) Pighead tends to use Sexy quite often too,do you tend to add on words like bum legs cheeks or knees just to mix it up occasionally?

The Gnome · 22-11-2005 05:45AM

Pighead wrote:

How would you actually use that.Would it be along the lines of "I'm off to make a cup of tea,would you like one my little sexweasel?" or is it more like "Mmmmm you're such a sexy little sexweasel,oh baby you're so damn weasly and it makes me feel all sexy and slimy."

Indeed, both examples are quite apt to it's usage. As is "Hey sexweasel? Wanna start me up? Then pull my chain and let's go."

Pighead wrote:

Pighead definitely likes it tho and asks The Gnome if its alright to use it sometime

You're quite welcome, the Gnome will also throw in "baudy little monkey" aswell. It always goes down smooth.

funk-you · 22-11-2005 05:51AM

Pighead wrote:

Pighead tends to use Sexy quite often too,do you tend to add on words like bum legs cheeks or knees just to mix it up occasionally?

Indeed i do Pighead. You see, thats where my originality kicks in

Pighead · 22-11-2005 05:54AM

The Gnome wrote:

Indeed, both examples are quite apt to it's usage. As is "Hey sexweasel? Wanna start me up? Then pull my chain and let's go."

You're quite welcome, the Gnome also throw in "baudy little monkey" aswell. It always goes down smooth.

You sir are most definitely a gentleman. One of the smoothest charming posters these boards have ever seen. Le Rack will wet herself when she gets chatting to you. Pigheads off to bed now so let him bid allthe sex weasels of boards a fond farewell.
Ps The Gnome(8/10,extra marks for the usage of sex weasel ) if you could try and use the word sex weasel in your 100th post Pighead would be forever grateful.

The Gnome · 22-11-2005 06:00AM

Oh Pighead! You're obscene.

Consider it done.

craigcharlie · 22-11-2005 09:00AM

Pighead wrote:

Le Rack

ok, I gotta say, "Le Rack" is now my favorite nickname of all time.... ROTFLMFAO!!!!:D

Nala · 22-11-2005 12:26PM

One ex used to call me "Snooky wookems". I loved that.
He was my "Hunny bunny", we both called each other "Dear" and "Darling".

Clinical Waste · 22-11-2005 12:37PM

Nala wrote:

One ex used to call me "Snooky wookems".

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Thats worse than Hot-Chunks or Yak-Fat.

(actually sounds like one of those boogers that only babies can manage to produce)

Nala · 22-11-2005 12:43PM

Clinical Waste wrote:

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Thats worse than Hot-Chunks or Yak-Fat.

(actually sounds like one of those boogers that only babies can manage to produce)

I loved it!

LegacyUser · 22-11-2005 12:49PM

I am probably one of the least romantic women in Ireland. I hate slushy stuff, and public deisplays of affection.
I don;t have any endearing names for my better half. At a very push, he might get "babes" or "baby" in a text message.

Generally I will answer the phone with "well, whats the craic"? and as for pet names, how about "fat-head", "lard-arse", "big-ears", etc?

Ha ha ha,

you probably think I am ripping the piss but I can honestly say that for every 1 "baby", my boyfriend gets at least 10 "fatheads". (Always in a jokey way, cause I do love him really:p .)

joejoem · 22-11-2005 12:53PM

I'm single but it would be baby or gorgeous

ct5amr2ig1nfhp · 22-11-2005 01:24PM

baby... gorgeous... bubby... She particularly likes bubby.

ambrose :cool:

Siogfinsceal · 22-11-2005 01:41PM

creature

BoozyBabe · 22-11-2005 01:46PM

Also, completely un-romantic so mine would generally be just instead of calling them their name i'd call them hon, honey, pet...

i.e. Honey, will you throw in some bog roll!!!!!

LegacyUser · 22-11-2005 01:47PM

BoozyBabe wrote:

i.e. Honey, will you throw in some bog roll!!!!!

"Oh baby, that was a banging sh1t!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha

BoozyBabe · 22-11-2005 01:55PM

Yip, that's the kind I meant!!!

did say I was completely un-romantic

ven0m · 22-11-2005 02:08PM

My g/f gets called 'honey', 'sweetie', 'darling', 'baby girl' & 'baby' - she lovingly likes to call me 'sugar', 'baby' or her 'Vanilla Gorilla'....... she's awesome!!!!!!

::: ven0mous :::

Binomate · 22-11-2005 02:13PM

I call mine "Bitch", I don't care if she likes it or not.

jimmidy_cricket · 22-11-2005 02:18PM

He calls me snot bubble and sometimes chicken ball. Don't know where he got chicken ball from but Snot bubble is cause I was balling crying saying goodbye to him (didn't know when I'd see him again) and a snot bubble came out my nose, we laughed and he txted me before getting on the plane, hows me little snot bubble and it stuck. I like it

Binomate · 22-11-2005 02:20PM

jimmidy_cricket wrote:

saying goodbye to him (didn't know when I'd see him again) and a snot bubble came out my nose,

How romantic.

magpie · 22-11-2005 02:21PM

Chota-Licker

joejoem · 22-11-2005 02:22PM

sillysausage wrote:

"Oh baby, that was a banging sh1t!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha

But, but....girls dont poo!

BoozyBabe · 22-11-2005 02:25PM

joejoem wrote:

But, but....girls dont poo!

Of course, you're right Joejoem.

My example was intented for use when I needed loo roll for my front bottom, because unlike you boys we need loo roll for that.

We don't fart either!;)

Dave! · 22-11-2005 02:28PM

"front bottom", lmao -- most disgusting slang ever!!!

Anywho, I tend to call my girlfriend, 'honey', 'babe', 'sexy', and 'cutey'. I don't really do it too much anymore, though... I usually call her 'dude', I think, lol (since the operation)

:eek:

:cool:

joejoem · 22-11-2005 02:31PM

BoozyBabe wrote:

Of course, you're right Joejoem.

My example was intented for use when I needed loo roll for my front bottom, because unlike you boys we need loo roll for that.

We don't fart either!;)

Thank you!

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