A man and his sheep

The Free Man · 2005-11-17 12:56:17

Its probably been heard before, but.... A Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep,dickhead." The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

17-11-2005 01:56PM

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The Free Man

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Its probably been heard before, but....

A Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep,dickhead."
The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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#2 17-11-2005 02:02PM

meditraitor

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Love it, will be used

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#3 17-11-2005 02:51PM

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Yes, heard before, but still brilliant!

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#4 17-11-2005 03:13PM

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Sheep jokes never goes out of style

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#5 17-11-2005 08:01PM

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Oldie but goodie :v: :v:

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#6 17-11-2005 11:55PM

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Sheep jokes rock!!!

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#7 18-11-2005 05:14AM

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:v:

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#8 18-11-2005 08:35PM

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God bless sheeps

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