CTYI d&d

Piste · 16-11-2005 04:52PM #1

halenger wrote:

On that note, back on topic and stay on it. Play CTYI D&D in a thread of its own please.

You heard the man

/me puts on robe and wizard hat

PurpleFistMixer · 16-11-2005 04:56PM

/me rolls initiative.

Zounds · 16-11-2005 07:22PM

where did this come from?

/me rolls a character

Raphael · 16-11-2005 07:26PM

I wanna cast....Magic Missile!

PurpleFistMixer · 16-11-2005 07:39PM

/me rolls.

Well, you can't.

You get Ray of Frost.

Raphael · 16-11-2005 07:43PM

...there is no possible dice roll that can have that effect.

Undergod · 16-11-2005 08:02PM

He's right you know.

/fetches my character sheet

/aims elephant gun at Piste...

Raphael · 16-11-2005 08:16PM

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

PurpleFistMixer · 16-11-2005 08:47PM

Raphael wrote:

...there is no possible dice roll that can have that effect.

It begs to differ.

Matthewthebig · 16-11-2005 08:48PM

/me rolls pfm

PurpleFistMixer · 16-11-2005 08:53PM

/me bites MoJu's ankles. 23 piercing damage.

Matthewthebig · 16-11-2005 08:57PM

/me rolls d6

6!

save!

Raphael · 16-11-2005 09:08PM

This thread irritates meh.

/me makes like a tree and leaves

PurpleFistMixer · 16-11-2005 09:54PM

/me + rest of thread get 300exp for Ruining D&D for Raph.

Raphael · 16-11-2005 09:56PM

...that makes no sense at all. What you're doing is freeform RPG, not DnD. And you're all god-moding to boot.

HoboJesus · 16-11-2005 11:56PM

/rolls Sarcasm d20

20! Critical roll!

Yes. Because this thread's entirely serious. Let's not get pedantic or anything.

Undergod · 17-11-2005 12:47PM

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

Why the distinction?

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 17-11-2005 04:46PM

He means fire elephants as ammunition in the first case I believe.

Zounds · 17-11-2005 05:22PM

Undergod wrote:

Why the distinction?

he should have said:
"Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants with"

Piste · 17-11-2005 06:57PM

/me dodges the [strike]bullet[/strike] elephant.

/me casts level 54 animal pwning and tranis elephant to Kill Bill

PurpleFistMixer · 17-11-2005 07:04PM

/me casts injoke... that nobody knows

I so see what you just did there. You took a reference to a popular film and used it in this thread.

/me equips Red Armour, takes the rocket launcher

Undergod · 17-11-2005 08:01PM

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

He means fire elephants as ammunition in the first case I believe.

Zounds wrote:

he should have said:
"Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants with"

I think you missed my point.

/exploits this weakness to use my nasty illithid powers and place them both under my Thrall.

Piste · 17-11-2005 10:43PM

Well done young Billiam, you have used the rare 'no one has a clue what I'm talking about' spell and so increased your enemies confusion by +20.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 17-11-2005 11:41PM

I'm under Bill's Thrall. How kinkeh.

Piste · 18-11-2005 04:02PM

/me steals thrall of charisma +15

elephamt king · 21-11-2005 10:13PM

Raphael wrote:

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

yes.
it shoots elephants with elephants, its kinda ironic when you consider it was invented by elephants...

Undergod · 22-11-2005 09:52AM

Ya see, guy understood.

/throws pokeball at Piste.

Piste · 22-11-2005 04:07PM

Ow! Man, you just lowered my defence by -4

/me whips out Nunchucks of DOOM

HoboJesus · 25-11-2005 07:21PM

Piste wrote:

Ow! Man, you just lowered my defence by -4

wouldn't that be increasing your defense by 4?

Piste · 25-11-2005 08:42PM

HoboJesus wrote:

wouldn't that be increasing your defense by 4?

Well I didn't catch it, it hit me in the face and now I am half blind, so my defense is lowered by 4.

PurpleFistMixer · 25-11-2005 08:57PM

Aye, but lowering defense by MINUS four is actually adding four.

CTYI d&d

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