CTYI d&d

Piste

halenger wrote:

On that note, back on topic and stay on it. Play CTYI D&D in a thread of its own please.

You heard the man


/me puts on robe and wizard hat

PurpleFistMixer

/me rolls initiative.

Zounds

where did this come from?

/me rolls a character

Raphael

I wanna cast....Magic Missile!

PurpleFistMixer

/me rolls.

Well, you can't.

You get Ray of Frost.

Raphael

...there is no possible dice roll that can have that effect.

Undergod

He's right you know.

/fetches my character sheet

/aims elephant gun at Piste...

Raphael

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

PurpleFistMixer

Raphael wrote:

...there is no possible dice roll that can have that effect.

It begs to differ.

Matthewthebig

/me rolls pfm

PurpleFistMixer

/me bites MoJu's ankles. 23 piercing damage.

Matthewthebig

/me rolls d6

6!

save!

Raphael

This thread irritates meh.

/me makes like a tree and leaves

PurpleFistMixer

/me + rest of thread get 300exp for Ruining D&D for Raph.

Raphael

...that makes no sense at all. What you're doing is freeform RPG, not DnD. And you're all god-moding to boot.

HoboJesus

/rolls Sarcasm d20

20! Critical roll!

Yes. Because this thread's entirely serious. Let's not get pedantic or anything.

Undergod

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

Why the distinction?

Mr.D.Leprachaun

He means fire elephants as ammunition in the first case I believe.

Zounds

Undergod wrote:

Why the distinction?

he should have said:
"Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants with"

Piste

/me dodges the [strike]bullet[/strike] elephant.

/me casts level 54 animal pwning and tranis elephant to Kill Bill

PurpleFistMixer

/me casts injoke... that nobody knows

I so see what you just did there. You took a reference to a popular film and used it in this thread.

/me equips Red Armour, takes the rocket launcher

Undergod

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

He means fire elephants as ammunition in the first case I believe.

Zounds wrote:

he should have said:
"Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants with"

I think you missed my point.

/exploits this weakness to use my nasty illithid powers and place them both under my Thrall.

Piste

Well done young Billiam, you have used the rare 'no one has a clue what I'm talking about' spell and so increased your enemies confusion by +20.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

I'm under Bill's Thrall. How kinkeh.

Piste

/me steals thrall of charisma +15

elephamt king

Raphael wrote:

Is that a gun that shoots elephants, or a gun for shooting elephants

yes.
it shoots elephants with elephants, its kinda ironic when you consider it was invented by elephants...

Undergod

Ya see, guy understood.

/throws pokeball at Piste.

Piste

Ow! Man, you just lowered my defence by -4


/me whips out Nunchucks of DOOM

HoboJesus

Piste wrote:

Ow! Man, you just lowered my defence by -4

wouldn't that be increasing your defense by 4?

Piste

HoboJesus wrote:

wouldn't that be increasing your defense by 4?

Well I didn't catch it, it hit me in the face and now I am half blind, so my defense is lowered by 4.

PurpleFistMixer

Aye, but lowering defense by MINUS four is actually adding four.

Piste

stupid double negatives.

/me launches army of PacMen


:wakka::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::v::wakka:

Undergod

I wish I could make an army of the ghostie things...

Piste

You can have an army of

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

which my PacMen army will defeat \o/

elephamt king

Piste wrote:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i got a message in my alphabet soup...

Anto and Moe

/Prays to Flying Spaghetti monster, +20 by being touched by his noodely apendage!

elephamt king

/touches yore ma's noodley appendage. std immunity +9

Jeezie Creezie

/Calls upon Mooglethorp army, Pierce to the rescue defense +30

Piste

/me conjures up a city to confuse the simple country man that is Pierce


confusion +25

elephamt king

/me conjures Bruxellesand places in afore mentioned city to further *cough*confuse Pierce.

confusion +30

Jeezie Creezie

/conjures Dublin city skanger to ah, ahem, help Pierce.
Confusion -50

/Pierce, out of hate for their kind, orders his Mooglethorp army to kill the skanger.
Confusion +30
Idiocy +20