Big Black Dude and Small White Guy

jonno · 2002-05-17 15:01:40

A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!! The big black dude picks up…

17-05-2002 04:01PM

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jonno

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A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown"

The small white guy faints!! The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '"

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#2 17-05-2002 04:15PM

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bit of an old one that :rolleyes:

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#3 17-05-2002 05:38PM

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HEHE

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#4 17-05-2002 06:37PM

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nice one never heard that one

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#5 17-05-2002 11:01PM

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Never heard it before either.
It's good.

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#6 18-05-2002 11:34AM

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Is the skin colour relevant?

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