what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

kitton · 16-04-2002 07:34PM #1

i dreamt once that i was a sphincter muscle!
it sounds a lot mankier than it was,i was just standing on a road that i was told was the urine canal thingy and this weird man was like,"ok,your the sphincter muscle,go stand over there!"
it was quite funny!i woke up thinking i was a sphincter muscle...i'm not by the way

francie brady · 16-04-2002 08:07PM

i dreamt i was at a Waterboys gig. Shane Macgowan came on as special guest and done a verison of pink floyds wish you where here with Mike Scott. It was the great cover version i ever heard. I'm sure i recorded it somewhere, but can't remember where i put it.

dysfunct · 16-04-2002 08:10PM

I remember having a dream from my youth,
running up and down my garden on a sunny day.
Then the sky turns dark and i see a huge snarling monster on the far side of the front wall of my garden.
I walk up to it and it lunges for me.
I turn to run and then i fall into a huge gaping black hole.

Then i wake up.

Who says eating cheese gives you nightmares? :eek:

Oh and by the way if you're interested in finding out what your dreams mean go to:

Dream Stop

I'm not sure how accurate it is but give it a go.

Yurmasyurda · 16-04-2002 10:03PM

Last night I had a nightmare, it was incredibly realistic. I was in bed and opened my eyes, directly above me was this dark face with red eyes staring at me almost immediately it appeared to my left hand side again staring at me. Then it ran around the bottom of the bed without moving from side to side making a childs pitter patter on the floor, even though there's carpet. I woke up in a sweat thinking it was real :eek:

GreenHell · 16-04-2002 10:11PM

Thats cause it was, those damn radioactive mice.

Yurmasyurda · 16-04-2002 10:17PM

Originally posted by GreenHell
Thats cause it was, those damn radioactive mice.

I was one mutha* of a mouse if it was that, I would make an amazing horror movie

Oh did you ever have the tripping over in your dreams, now that's an odd one!

JustHalf · 16-04-2002 10:39PM

I had a very similar dream, though it attacked me and faded out before it could reach me.

I had opened my eyes before it had gone.

Mossy Monk · 16-04-2002 11:29PM

i had a dream a few years back and i was fighting in World War 2 which was taking place in the corridors of my old secondary school. while the shooting was happening a lion and a gorilla were attaking me. then i was shot in the back and felt what dieing was like. it was a very strange sensation. i woke up thinking WTF

Mills · 17-04-2002 01:01AM

Oh did you ever have the tripping over in your dreams, now that's an odd one!

Yeah, I get that sometimes, especially when I'm just dozing or only after going to sleep, I'll trip or something in my dream, and my leg will actually jump, waking me up with a sore leg (it jumps really hard, catches you by surprise too).

I've gone into my dreams on previous threads, some odd ones, but I can't be bothered going into it again now.

One thing I've noticed lately is if you're sleeping in very irregular and short burts, say, over a weekend, you dream a lot more, and remember more of the dreams, a few weeks back I spent a weekend sleeping like this, on and off, and on monday I found it quite hard to distinguish between reality and the dreams over the weekend, wasn't sure what was what.

BlitzKrieg · 17-04-2002 02:42AM

How many times have you people died in your dreams?

I've died alot...in many ways...shot stabbed hung burned shot into space.....maybe it describes my confidence?

Even better who's had dreams being killed by their best friends or people they know...esp people of the other sex they like...

Personnally the wierdest dreams are usually the ones most realistic that u forgot it was a dream and the next day say something from it to someone else and they give u the wierdest look.

e.g:

boy: Wow last night was great
Girl: What?
Boy: You know you me.....aww sh!t
Girl ewww

(p.s the above example did not happen to me...it was more me making 200 quid and then looking for it the next day??)

SantaHoe · 17-04-2002 02:47AM

Originally posted by Mills
Yeah, I get that sometimes, especially when I'm just dozing or only after going to sleep, I'll trip or something in my dream, and my leg will actually jump, waking me up with a sore leg (it jumps really hard, catches you by surprise too).

Yeah I hate that... trying to get to sleep for ages, then as soon as you drift off - you go and trip over/fall off something and wake yourself up... doh.

I don't usualy remember my dreams, only the horribly scarey ones

koneko · 17-04-2002 02:05PM

I think that's what happens when you stop breathing for a second, or there's a disturbance in your breathing. Your body wakes itself up by kicking (weird huh). I've had that before. Usually it's me walking up or down stairs and missing a step. Eek.

Weird dreams rock. I had one where my whole school (yes this was a long time ago) was covered in spiders. Huge ones and small ones. The biggest spider was twice as big as me, and was stuck on the doors into my school, so I couldn't get in.

There's one that's still confusing me. I'm not sure if it was a film I saw, or a dream I had. It had giant rats in it though.

binman · 17-04-2002 03:32PM

Yea, I have lots of dreams/nightmares about spiders, its to do with my arachnophobia Im sure. Its almost always in my house with everything in its right place which makes it more realistic and scary and the place is absolutely infested with them all shapes and sizes. Strange thing is im just as frightened in the dreams of them.
Arachnophobia feels like a pathetic thing to have so Im thinkin of getting therapy or something to sort it out. Ive always wondered why its the most common fear...

Jim Daniels · 17-04-2002 03:43PM

When I was about 20 I dreamt I was pregnant. I was in Mass when all of a sudden there it was, a big bump. I was quite surprised given that I was a bloke and hadn't been with anybody, but got used to the idea pretty quickly. The congregation began discussing who the mother might be when some girl ran out of the church with her hands over her face. I didn't see who it was unfortunately. At one stage I put my hand on the bumb and could feel the baby kicking. It was an amazing feeling!! All the same, I'm glad I woke up before I gave birth.
My girlfriend (in real life) at the time thought this was hilarious but told me not to get any ideas. So I didn't.

SHAMAN · 17-04-2002 03:57PM

Originally posted by Yurmasyurda

I was one mutha* of a mouse if it was that, I would make an amazing horror movie Oh did you ever have the tripping over in your dreams, now that's an odd one!

Yea I have actually, and you wake up cos your body tenses. I "fell" so hard once in a dream, I actually jumped up and fell out of the bed!
The weirdest dream I ever had was everything was completely black, I was aware of myself and one other "person" there. It was really only his voice. I can't remember what he said but I woke up and I was sickenling happy. Kinda gross really.
I had this other dream when I was younger where it would recur over and over again. It's too long to explain completely, but invovled alot of images preceeding eachother but having nothing to do with eachother. Time either went really fast or normally, I was buried at some point and something was following me. Someone died and it involved boats and tons of other stuff. It haunted me for ages and I never really knew why.

Enygma · 17-04-2002 04:23PM

Ugghh I always get that leg twitch thing, just when I'm nodding off too. Someone told me that it's just your body going to sleep.
That walking up the stairs thing and missing a step is really freaky, why does everyone (or a lot of people anyway) get that? That's really weird.

Really, does anyone know why we get that?

I rarely remember my dreams, unless they're really vivid and scarey. I was on anti-depressants before and one of the side effects during the first month was getting really really vivid dreams. We're talking Dolby-Surround Sound here. I still remember one of them it freaked me out so much.

I'm not telling either, it's too personal

kitton · 17-04-2002 06:24PM

i always dream of spiders too so i looked them up in a dreambook and apparantly they're good omens,it could just be arachnaphobia though cos i'm terrified of spiders too.i've never dreamt someone killed me before but i had a dream that i murdered someone defore,it was scarily realistic.my worst nightmare was really simple,i was driving in a car with my dad and there were these huge pointed stakes leaning and supporting eachother reaching into the sky all around us,and it got windy and they all started collapsing around us,it was terrifying!

kitton · 17-04-2002 06:39PM

oh,i just checked that dreamstop place and it said that spiders can also represent your mother and fear concerning your relationship with her!thats freud's opinion tho,he thought everything was about your mother!

Bateman · 17-04-2002 06:55PM

Can't remember my wierdest ever dream, but had a funny one last night, I was the only man on earth. It was not as much fun as I would have expected.
I find it hard, as do probably most people, to actually remember my dreams, even the next morning. And I acan also have the weirdest dreams when I am half awake half asleep, which are sometimes a little easier to remember.

jaggeh · 17-04-2002 07:51PM

i was dreaming i was fighting a guy with a sword(!?) and he hit me in the leg, i woke up with a massive cramp, it was so painful it nearly knocked me unconcious, it took about 45-60 minutes for the pain to go away.

Victor · 17-04-2002 08:08PM

Originally posted by BlitzKrieg
How many times have you people died in your dreams?

Only the once, that I know of. I was playing DoD1 - non-existant map. I killed lots of people and then a German killed me with a grenade.

I woke up bolt upright in the bed, half scared to death.

bonkey · 17-04-2002 09:56PM

Originally posted by BlitzKrieg
How many times have you people died in your dreams?

Interesting you should ask that. The weirdest dream I've had is where I got stabbed in the stomach, by someone I knew, in a place I knew. I woke up with the "falling back on the bed" feeling, and a cold "stab wound" exactly where the knife had gone into me.

Whats really weird.....

I've had the dream more than once.

jc

Uphamizer · 17-04-2002 10:32PM

My wierdest dream was when I was young ( 4 - 8ish) every time I cursed before I went to sleep a ghost would come tru the window over my bed and take me back out that same window, suddenly I'd wake up.

Another wierd dream, I was driving a 'non-existant' black car it was an arkward shape and size, it had the number 9 printed in white on the front. Every night I would crash and wake up

I also had that dream where I was falling down the stairs slowly, I hear if you don't wake up before you hit the ground you could die of shock...

17-04-2002 10:43PM

*Cue weirdest dream EVER*:

O.K: I dreamt that myself and a friend were racing around these tall white hallways with arches and pillars. We were on roller-blades blazing around the place. Have you played metal gear solid 2? You know the boss dance sort of music? That was blasting around like we were in some sort of club. Tehn we started taking heroin. Then i whipped a Desert Eagle and started shooting my friend. I think it was to get him of the heroin!

I swear on anything that this is honest to God truth. Can anyone interpret that for me? I'd be well impressed.

El Marco · 17-04-2002 10:46PM

My most recent dream being, me driving down a city street and then running somone over, they then ran away into a McDonalds. I gave chase and after reaching them it turned they were running from someone, then I had to battle that person that was chasing. He for some reason glowed blue and was so fast I couldnt see him when he attacked me, anyway it ended with him doing an uber fast move taking out my heart then showing it too me (not as horrid as it sounds) and me dieing. I then woke up :eek:

Hope that made sense but it has to be the most epic dream I've ever had, like a movie

Another one I had was when I was younger. I dreamt I had a pet fawn and when I woke up, for a week afterwards I was convinced I had pet fawn

Blitzkrieger · 18-04-2002 12:47AM

I once had a nightmare that Giggs had been sold to Leeds! The HORROR!

I had a dream that a T-Rex was outside the house after Jurassic Park and after The Lost World.

Weirdest I can remember was being on Deep Space Nine fighting vampires coming through the Stargate

Pretty easy to analise - GET OUT MORE!

empty · 18-04-2002 10:42AM

I had a dream once where i was walking along a corridor,
talking to someone i knew, when all of a sudden i realised
i was dreaming. I knew i was dreaming, in my dream.
It was so weird, but didnt last long.

IRISHLILY24 · 18-04-2002 03:30PM

quoted from uphamizer:
I also had that dream where I was falling down the stairs slowly, I hear if you don't wake up before you hit the ground you could die of shock... [/B][/QUOTE]

not true. I have fallen from tall buildings in my dreams a few times and I hit the ground and bounce a few times, lay there and then I wake up...I remember the first time, I thought when I woke up, well now I know that isnt true

I have this re-occurring dream (wel 2 of them) 1 is that I am driving a brand new hotrod and I am driving fast, but when I come to a stop light there is a car parked there and when I push the brakes the car will only slow down, wont stop..I wake up just before I hit the parked car, I wake up feeling anxious.
The other dream is me playing sports, its always a different sport, but I am always the star of the team and I always win the trophy with crowds cheering for me and I feel a sense of relief when I wake up, even a smile on my face.

I also have premenitions in dreams, played out to the smallest detail, usually the following day.
but thats a topic for another thread
I always remember my dreams and write them down because some of them are just too wacky, the nightmares I have are the worst, I am either running from a masked murderer or on the run from killing someone myself, there is always running involved....strange thing is that when I am running I think in my brain that I want to run fast by my legs feel weighted down by sand bags.;)

SheroN · 18-04-2002 03:35PM

I had this dream once where i was running around an old folks home, killing old folks with samurai sword.

rachel · 18-04-2002 03:35PM

car racing with some friends and the eastenders cast... but it was wacky races style...

kitton · 18-04-2002 06:15PM

Originally posted by Clain
I have a reoccuring dream every now and again about a large house, that at this stage I could probably map out quite well. I would know, for example how many floors there are and what is on each one. And most of the anti-chambers around them, as well as the staircases etc.

That, and falling and spiders.

houses in dreams usually represent yourself.my sister always dreams that she's in the heads of characters from eastenders,phil mitchell most recently!i had an odd nitelink dream last nite!very scary!

what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

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