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dodgy advice

  • 08-03-2002 06:09PM
    #1
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭


    whats the strangest/most useless piece of advice anyone ever gave you?



    (me??? bored??? never!!!;) )


Comments

  • #2
    logic1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭logic1


    Just think of the last place you had it.

    .logic.


  • #3
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    where did you lose it?


  • #4
    ToxicPaddy
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    A mate of mine came out with this when we had a few drinks one night... It was just after I finished with an ex..

    Not to worry, there are plenty of more fish in the sea... and if ya run outta fish there's rocks and seaweed....

    like what was all that about..???????!!!!!!!!


  • #5
    ToxicPaddy
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Originally posted by logic1
    Just think of the last place you had it.

    .logic.

    I guarantee the last place you look will be the place you find it...


  • #6
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    "If you don't move the bull won't see you!"


    needless to say he did, n it hurt, it hurt alot!


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  • #7
    EL_Diablo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭EL_Diablo


    "if you lose something it's always in the last place you look."
    well you're not going to keep looking after you find it are you?


  • #8
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "Do a degree and you'll be laughing."

    Sort of tears of joy in reverse I presume.


  • #9
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    go to america during september, best time of summer over there

    [sheesh]


  • #10
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by ToxicPaddy
    A mate of mine came out with this when we had a few drinks one night... It was just after I finished with an ex..

    Not to worry, there are plenty of more fish in the sea... and if ya run outta fish there's rocks and seaweed....

    like what was all that about..???????!!!!!!!!

    You should have terminated the friendship then, he sounds like a git.


  • #11
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,333 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Originally posted by azezil
    "If you don't move the bull won't see you!"

    That's Tyrannosaurus Rex's you're thinking of.


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  • #12
    Clintons Cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Clintons Cat


    "bullies are cowards,if you stand up to them,they will back down"


  • #13
    Terminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Terminator


    "you've got to use your willy power"

    I think my dad meant "will power"


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