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Dizzy Blonde????

  • 03-11-2005 03:33PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    Just got this in an email...................


    > > A blonde walks into a bank in Dublin and asks
    for the loan officer. She
    > > says she's going to New York on business for
    two weeks and needs to
    >borrow
    > > EUR5,000. The bank officer says the bank will
    need some kind of security
    > > for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
    keys to a new Mercedes.
    > >
    > > The car is parked on the street in front of
    the bank, she has the title
    > > and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
    accept the car as
    >collateral
    > > for the loan.
    > >
    > > The bank's president and its officers all
    enjoy a good laugh at the
    > > blonde for using a EUR250,000 Mercedes as
    collateral against a EUR5,000
    > > loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds
    to drive the Mercedes into
    >the
    > > bank's underground garage and parks it there.
    > >
    > > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
    the EUR5,000 and the
    > > interest, which comes to EUR15.40. The loan
    officer says ... "Miss, we
    >are
    > > very happy to have had your business! and
    this transaction has worked
    >out
    > > very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we
    >checked
    > > you out and found that you are a
    millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
    > > would you bother to borrow EUR5,000?"
    > >
    > > The blonde replies ..
    > >
    > > "Where else in Dublin can I park my car for
    two weeks for only EUR15.40
    > > and expect it to be there when I return?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭threebeards


    Very good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Saw it coming. Very good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    good one but ffs clean them up before posting! (you were just waiting for someone to say that eh ?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    The blonde stricks back. :)


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