The Moral of Auntie Sharon

The Moral of Auntie Sharon
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> A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their
> parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
> day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
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> Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
> hens
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> One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
> seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs
> got
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> broken."What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher."Don't put
> all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.
>
> Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
> too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen

> eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral

> to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
> hatched'.""That was a fine story Sarah."
>
> Michael, do you have a story to share?""Yes. My daddy told me this
> story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a
> plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.She had to bail out over
> enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun
> and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
> break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She

> killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
> bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
> broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.""Good
> heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your
> daddy tell you from that horrible story?""Stay the f**k away from
> Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."