Sarky, In my orifice please.

Piste · 29-10-2005 10:34AM

I feel that these days it is disgracefully easy for young people to buy condoms. Only the other day I went into Boots drssed in a babygro and nappy and armed with a two foot lollipop, and still I managed to buy a pack of Durex's finest as well as earning myself a few strange looks. Even in my convincing disguise as a two year old I was still able to purchase those little rubber socks.

Perhaps they thought I was a spoilt only child, desperate to stop my parents creating another little angel to fawn over. I figure that with another baby in the house my rate of having two foot lollipops would decline and my amount of tantrums would increse.

Remember: Keep condoms away from small children, especially flavoured ones. In America, more children choke on condoms that are killed in car crashes proving once again that kids in the front seats cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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funky penguin · 29-10-2005 12:08PM

I once stuck a lollipop up my ass.

arbeitsscheuer · 29-10-2005 12:20PM

It's still there.

funky penguin · 29-10-2005 12:28PM

Ah. So it is....ahem.

Little help please?

arbeitsscheuer · 29-10-2005 01:06PM

Ah... Eh...
Is that the time? I simply must be going, I have a lot of...er...stuff to do...

Good luck with that, funky, lemme know how it turns out... er... so to speak.

Toodles.

Wertz · 29-10-2005 01:15PM

funky penguin wrote:

I once stuck a lollipop up my ass.

Was it a pushpop? :eek:

jezza · 29-10-2005 01:26PM

LOL..... see ya later guys!

blu_sonic · 29-10-2005 01:38PM

are you gonna eat that?

AdMMM · 29-10-2005 03:13PM

What a big thread! Hopefully bigger than the lollipop up funkys ass... for his sake!

funky penguin · 29-10-2005 06:14PM

It's cola flavour.

Piste · 29-10-2005 10:55PM

Mine is rainbow flavour!

Tar.Aldarion · 29-10-2005 11:00PM

Locked.

funky penguin · 30-10-2005 12:00AM

But.....but.....but...

Piste · 30-10-2005 12:16PM

*puppy eyes of doom and wibbly lower lip*

Matthewthebig · 30-10-2005 12:35PM

i'll lock you Tar

/me gets chains

Chad ghostal · 30-10-2005 02:43PM

Hmmm.... this is getting kinky.... @_@

Matthewthebig · 30-10-2005 07:42PM

/me proceeds to chain up Chad

escape that evil Corkonian.

escape my cahins of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Tar.Aldarion · 30-10-2005 07:47PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

/me proceeds to chain up Chad

escape that evil Corkonian.

escape my cahins of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

you promised to chain me and I... I... opened up for you....:o

Matthewthebig · 30-10-2005 07:58PM

I'm tying you up too, hunny. don't fret

jezza · 30-10-2005 09:14PM

cos matthew big is a fcuking wankere.
that is all

Matthewthebig · 30-10-2005 10:36PM

and ruined

jezza · 30-10-2005 10:48PM

well excusse ,e for ****jkng breathing

Piste · 30-10-2005 10:54PM

Bitch fight! Go! Go! Go!

Wertz · 30-10-2005 11:00PM

jezza wrote:

well excusse ,e for ****jkng breathing

That's okay....just don't do it again...

funky penguin · 30-10-2005 11:05PM

/me weeps for his orifice.

/me then weeps through his orifice.

blu_sonic · 31-10-2005 12:03AM

spew

tba · 31-10-2005 12:41PM

jezza wrote:

well excusse ,e for ****jkng breathing

Jezza I would love to hear your thoughts on the ferns report, as libel as possible please, cause that would be the coolest thing eva!

Le Rack · 31-10-2005 12:47PM

hidilly ho neighbourino!

jezza · 31-10-2005 01:30PM

tba wrote:

Jezza I would love to hear your thoughts on the ferns report, as libel as possible please, cause that would be the coolest thing eva!

My opinion is that most of the clergy are fcuking **** anyways. The odd balls joined the priests years ago. Thats all Im afraid.

sanncoo · 31-10-2005 01:32PM

Peeps, I'm not feeling the love in this thread!!!

/waves arms in inclusion gesture....

We need a group hug....everyone squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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