more bar jokes

moshpit77 · 2005-10-23 13:16:58

Freddie Mercury walks into a bar. The barman says "sorry mate, can't serve you. You look like you've been on a bender." ..................................................................................................... Luciano Pavarotti walks into a bar. "Sorry sir" says the bartender, "can I get you to stand under this…

23-10-2005 02:16PM

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moshpit77

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Freddie Mercury walks into a bar. The barman says "sorry mate, can't serve you. You look like you've been on a bender."

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Luciano Pavarotti walks into a bar. "Sorry sir" says the bartender, "can I get you to stand under this ultraviolet light first?" "Okay", replies Pavarotti, "but why?" "Well", says the barman, "it's just that we've been getting lots of counterfeit tenors in here lately."

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Andrea Bocelli walks into a wall.

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#2 23-10-2005 02:21PM

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Well at least they were short.

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#3 23-10-2005 02:22PM

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They were in FHM a few months back afaik. lol though

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