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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Exuse me I have not been oh look at me for a hell of a long time, I come in to add to the oddity and the lot of you hurl abuse at me so fine fcuk off that makes you the weaker part of the species.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me fiddles* while the orifice burns





    *Masturbates


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I am beginnig to see a pattern here...
    awkward moments turn Sarky on!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    The orifice is deorificing:(

    LETS HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Conga


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me gives Funky a great big hug!

    Where have you been man? It's not the same without you :(

    Never fear! I shall return when my college decides to get broadband. \0/

    I really have been neglecting this thread. I mean, I missed the 3000th post! No!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ah don't worry not long till the 400th


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    The 4000th Too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sorry yeah meant that! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Shabadu left!

    i HATE you

    not in the pretend way but in the way that will involve me beating the living shít out of you. even if you are a girl


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I can only think of one occasion where you added to the thread, the rest of the time you take it off the theme that is currently running. The idea is to add and expand on that theme not to harp on about itchy eyeballs or that you feel sick. That detracts from the thread, this was high class spam not random spam.

    You could've posted in your "ME" thread about all your ailments but instead you choose to use this thread. That is why you got abuse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    W00t, the latest threads hack was added again to the front page!

    Now I can spam more efficiently!

    /me dances


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me jigs with sarky.

    /jig seriously injures YORE MA!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Haven't said that in a while.

    Seems almost alien.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    hey nonny nonny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /undead squawk

    (I don't think Shabby ever changed me back...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    hey nonny nonny?


    Shniff.*





    *joyful shniff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I can only think of one occasion where you added to the thread, the rest of the time you take it off the theme that is currently running. The idea is to add and expand on that theme not to harp on about itchy eyeballs or that you feel sick. That detracts from the thread, this was high class spam not random spam.

    You could've posted in your "ME" thread about all your ailments but instead you choose to use this thread. That is why you got abuse.
    fcuk off, any time you've been having a jig or a parade or a conga in here and I'm around I have fcking added.

    and Matt darling, you couldn't beat what's crawling on you, so don't even try.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Wtf happened in here last night? Shabadu got stroppy cos it was sat night and she wasnt getting lovin'??
    Awh well..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    fúck it. not going to waste my breath arguing. we have Lubnip. Annd you will never get in. not in a million lifetimes. its like here but better in most aspects


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah but entirely limited in it's users, fine, retreat to your imaginery little kingdom but that way you never experience the real people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Breaks down and cries*

    I tried, I really did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    /me fills the orifice with many multicoloured plastic balls, just like we used to play in when we went to Bam Bams, or The Fun Factory for our birthdays.

    /me jumps in.

    Now Play Goddammit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Wtf?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    OHHH is there a pink one! Ah there it goes theres always one!
    *me chases!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    This is the most mentally deficient discussion I've seen since Bush last met Tony Blair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,141 ✭✭✭masteroftherealm


    Le Rack wrote:
    OHHH is there a pink one! Ah there it goes theres always one!
    *me chases!
    Ooo ooo pink ones!!
    *Runs after LeRack and her pretty pink balls*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    lo-ello what have i missed? much fun in the orifice i see..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Ha I got them!
    oooohhh.... me sees lord of all play balls... a silver one!
    MINE!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Throws a handfull of the red ones at NotMe, and dives into a predominantly green zone.


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