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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And not in the cool rock'n'roll way, either. More like the Elvis way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    i dont touch drugs anymore, and i wont ever again. So you are wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Um, you do know how Elvis died, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Overdose on drugs are he got fat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    nah...
    he's just taking a break..








    </kitkat>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    my arm hurts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my eye won;t stop twicthing...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    ahhh You're all a bunch of crocs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it's starting to hurt...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    jezza wrote:
    My diet:
    Curry. mushrooms. Carrots, wedges, chips,brown rolls and mayo, chicken once a week,red bull,nutrigrain bars,strawberry yougurt. Chips sometimes.
    No i dont take vit supplements. I dont like them.
    Chicken is a meat you incompetent wench


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    my arm hurts


    20:01 <matthewthebig> Im going to try a masturbateathon for charity
    20:02 <Fuzzy> wont your arm hurt after a while?
    20:02 <matthewthebig> nah, ive got good stamina!
    20.02 <Fuzzy> Well, dont say I didnt warn you, if your arm gets so...



    Told you so.
    :)























    *Quotes may be totally fake


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    you're a bad man fuzzy! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    you're a bad man fuzzy! :D
    Im not a man!
    At haert im still a 5 year old boy whose just found a box of crayons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Sorry, I think I'm lost....can anyone point me in the direction of the legal highs forum?

    *gets molested by a passing billygoat*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    It's over the hills and far far away in that direction *points*

    Oh and watch out for the billygoats, they're a little sexually frustrated. We've been sacificing a lot of virgin goats recently.....whoops too late.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Wertz wrote:
    Sorry, I think I'm lost....can anyone point me in the direction of the legal highs forum?

    *gets molested by a passing billygoat*
    /me humps Wertz's leg

    *unf*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me humps Wertz's leg

    *unf*

    Its official. TCN reaches for the parts other forums ban you for talking about...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me licks Wertz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    /me removes Wertz'es'ez'esses pants....




    *Wertz is a hawt female, yes?
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm not wearing pants....oh... wait there they are!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Neither am I, and I'm at work...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm in my PJs feeling like I'm gonna puke at any second!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    thanks for ruining the sarky orifice thread "le rack"
    Every time we start something, you go completely off topic.
    (tSubhs parade, us cybering with wertz, the comrade thing, spring to mind from the last few days)
    I realise that yes, this *is* tcn, but this thread is different.

    I dislike you.


    and jezza


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    jezza wrecked the revolution not le rack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    fcuk the lot of you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i'll take that as you're not coming back?

    /me crosses fingers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Me also crosses fingers.
    prays to the demi-gods of boardsdom
    and has breakfast. bbl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    do you honeslty think I'd give you the satisfaction of just leaving cuz you two don't like me?!

    fcuking twits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    me
    Fuzzy
    tSubh
    Shabs
    Tallie
    others


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Le Rack wrote:
    do you honeslty think I'd give you the satisfaction of just leaving cuz you two don't like me?!

    fcuking twits.
    If by 'two' you mean everybody......


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