Sarky, In my orifice please.

Gone West · 22-10-2005 11:31AM

no wait.
oops. the stats page just hasnt updated.

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 02:55PM

/me bounces up and down impatiently

When will the stats page be updated?? I want to know if we're #6 or not yet!

jezza · 22-10-2005 02:56PM

Whats the big deal about it anyhow?

Sarky · 22-10-2005 03:00PM

Haven't you been paying attention? When the Threads are Right, Great Lord Cthulhu shall arise from the hidden depths of Unholy R'lyeh and resume His almighty conquest of this world, resulting in a new age of hellish torment and insanity for those who dare oppose His pandimensional might!

jezza · 22-10-2005 03:01PM

oH ok......i think..
And no..paying attention aint my strong point

jezza · 22-10-2005 03:01PM

Hey you have been disapproving strongly since i was born? Why? Give it up old man!

Gone West · 22-10-2005 03:09PM

*chants*

*sacrifices virgin goat*

jezza · 22-10-2005 03:10PM

Goats arent virgins...

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 03:32PM

I think you'll find that a goat can be a virgin just as much as any being who has not had sexual intercourse yet.

Sacrifice away Fuzzy old bean!

Sarky · 22-10-2005 03:43PM

*Chants*

Like a virgin, stabbed for the very first ti-iiime...

jezza · 22-10-2005 03:44PM

But they are living in fields and they have nothing better to do so they prolly have sex all the time so as they wont be bored. Therefore no virgin goats.

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 03:48PM

A new born kid would be a virgin goat and a lot of the time the sexes would be segregated so that they don't mate all the time. There is a breeding season you know.

Sarky · 22-10-2005 03:49PM

There's a rather appreciable gap between a baby goat popping out of its mother, and that goat being able to have sex. Surely you didn't pop yer cherry before the doctor said "No, that's just the umbilical cord, it's really a girl"?

Gone West · 22-10-2005 03:54PM

classy sarky.
very classy.

Sarky · 22-10-2005 03:56PM

Look, all I'm saying is that, in a sense, we are all like goats.

Some have beards, some will eat anything, some are smelly, most don't have sex before at least learning to walk, all can be slaughtered and cooked to feed a starving family...

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 03:57PM

sarky, thank you for explaining so well what I failed to.

Gone West · 22-10-2005 03:58PM

Sarky wrote:

most don't have sex before at least learning to walk...

¬_¬
mabye in galway, sarky.
but down here in the bog of allen promiscuity is praised far higher than such trivial nonsense as learning to walk/talk or feed oneself.

*sorry

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:01PM

When i rule the world. You will not be allowed kill goats. Or anything to eat.

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 04:04PM

will we be allowed to kill plants and eat them or will we be learning how to photosynthesise?

Sarky · 22-10-2005 04:04PM

Enjoy ruling an empty world. EMPTY!

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:10PM

I will.
Sarky will have to dress up as a nurse on his way to important functions.
and cars will run on cabbage so we wont havta eat it..
and goats and animals will have pretty houses to live ina nd will be toilet trained.
And you can eat plants if you want to.

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 04:12PM

And if you don't want to eat plants what do you eat?

Sarky · 22-10-2005 04:14PM

I can't, I'll be dead from malnutrition. Or from a shotgun to the head, as living in a world without meat isn't a world worth living in.

Besides, I have to wear a nurse's hat to special functions as it is. Apparently.

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:20PM

Well Im alive and i hate veg and I dont eat meat...so you will live too.

Sarky · 22-10-2005 04:25PM

Pfft, if you can call that living...

tSubh Dearg · 22-10-2005 04:25PM

What do you live on then chicken if you don't eat meat or veg? I hope you take vitamin supplements because that's just not healthy.

eehhhhh...wibble

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:35PM

My diet:
Curry. mushrooms. Carrots, wedges, chips,brown rolls and mayo, chicken once a week,red bull,nutrigrain bars,strawberry yougurt. Chips sometimes.
No i dont take vit supplements. I dont like them.

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:36PM

oh and potatoes all mashed up with cheese sometimes.

Sarky · 22-10-2005 04:41PM

You'll be dead before you reach 30...

jezza · 22-10-2005 04:42PM

Hopefully.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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