Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 21-10-2005 06:46PM

Come, Sarky, let us make tender and viscious love to them.

Sarky · 21-10-2005 06:47PM

I bags MoJu!

Yourself and tSubhy have to pick up where you left off.

*Dons lovemaking pantaloons and nippleclamps*

jezza · 21-10-2005 06:51PM

IM A SIZE 6....Im happy....

Shabadu · 21-10-2005 06:51PM

/me starts stroking tSubh's arm.

Oh- your arm- oooooOOOOoooo

/me checks video to make sure i'm doing it right

Shabadu · 21-10-2005 06:54PM

jezza wrote:

IM A SIZE 6....Im happy....

Jezza, please don't start talking about yourself now, we're actually having fun in the orifice now. Also, *please* don't base your happiness on how skinny you are, or looks in general. You should be happy because you are a lovely person with friends and a family who love you.

er, Coco Pops.

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 06:54PM

is the plural of orifice orifi?

Sarky · 21-10-2005 06:55PM

/me ties MoJu down and begins teh whipping

Squeal, f*ckpig!

OLDYELLAR · 21-10-2005 06:56PM

yay the weekendness!!

Sarky · 21-10-2005 06:58PM

Shut up. There is tender guy-on-guy BDSM going on right now and I won't have you ruining it!

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 07:00PM

whats BDSM????? i keep seeing it on porno sites and i've no idea what it is

jezza · 21-10-2005 07:01PM

Shabadu wrote:

Jezza, please don't start talking about yourself now, we're actually having fun in the orifice now.

It is an announcement...an achievement

don't base your happiness on how skinny you are, or looks in general

As above. Ill be happy now

should be happy are a lovely person with friends and a family who love you.

No I dont. My brother tried to blow me up last night.
So coco pops. Happenises..
what does and orfice do?

OLDYELLAR · 21-10-2005 07:03PM

We goina rock down to electric avenue....

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 07:15PM

agreed jezza rocks if she was a size 16 she'd still rock

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 07:15PM

infact poll:
does jezza rock regardless of size?
ya
nah

jezza · 21-10-2005 07:20PM

I do!
Id rock more if i Had more to rock.
But Im happy now. and im gonna shut up before shabby eats me

Shabadu · 21-10-2005 07:20PM

blu_sonic wrote:

whats BDSM????? i keep seeing it on porno sites and i've no idea what it is

Bondage Domination Sado-Masochism

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 07:24PM

i knew the s and m bit but the bd shook me ty shabadu, now it begs the question, how do you know? lol

jezza poll:
ya:########## 100%
nah: 0%

jezza · 21-10-2005 07:24PM

Shabadu wrote:

Bondage Domination Sado-Masochism

Oh yes!!
Fun fun fun!

blu_sonic · 21-10-2005 07:33PM

really is there a dimension of you were being kept in the dark about jez?

jezza · 21-10-2005 07:42PM

No Im good....at being bad.

Gone West · 21-10-2005 10:02PM

blu_sonic wrote:

i knew the s and m bit but the bd shook me ty shabadu, now it begs the question, how do you know? lol

Because shes not a twelve year old boy.

tSubh Dearg · 21-10-2005 10:14PM

Shabadu wrote:

/me starts stroking tSubh's arm.

Oh- your arm- oooooOOOOoooo

/me checks video to make sure i'm doing it right

DAMN! My hidden weakness!

Actually I've got the whole Socialism thing out of my system now.

I'm up for the blackjack, beer and hookers revolution

BTW Sarky, freeing my bosums from their bra like prison would only cause them to swing wild and free and cause even more devastation.

Matthewthebig · 22-10-2005 01:13AM

they ruined this page

they fúcking ruined it

bloody cúnts

and Shabadu your feeling me up does not work

remember?

Chad ghostal · 22-10-2005 01:27AM

luckily i've fashioned this stinking pile of broken blocks and furniture from my house in order to save thready mcOrifice..
does anyone have a cowboy hat?
i have a strange feeling the addition of the hat-to-brick will create a wonderous monster that will stear this precious thread in the right direction..

clouds in my coffee, clouds in ma coffee

Sarky · 22-10-2005 06:44AM

Bah! You're so vain, I bet you think this thread is about you. Don't you? DON'T YOU!?

Matthewthebig · 22-10-2005 06:55AM

i have a cowboy hat chad!

Sarky · 22-10-2005 07:29AM

And boots. But nothing else.

Gone West · 22-10-2005 09:52AM

and a smile...

jezza · 22-10-2005 10:53AM

Sarky wrote:

And boots. But nothing else.

Gone West · 22-10-2005 11:16AM

Only 3 more posts until we pass out those filthy rats in word of the day.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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